Which is funnier?

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Too soon.

Too soon, junior!

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

How about feeding plastic explosives to the crickets. A la Wanted's little mouse trick

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

How about feeding plastic explosives to the crickets. A la Wanted's little mouse trick

They'd still need a detonator to explode.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

you can order 2000 crickets for $30. cheaper when you get more...
or x amount of C4 from the black market.

you can make plastic explosives from household items. no need to buy the expensive shit. Hell, just go read Fight Club and it will give you recipes for Napalm, Nitroglycerin, and homemade plastic explosive

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

i vote explosives.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

They'd still need a detonator to explode.

Just wait until somebody smashes one and it'll start a chain reaction.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Crickets are for retards who don't understand the humor in explosives.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Crickets are for retards who don't understand the humor in explosives.

This.

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

Dead fish in unusual locations was our senior prank.

Closed the school for two days while they looked for the source.

...and I'm pretty sure someone left an 'upper decker' in the teachers lounge bathroom.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Dead fish in unusual locations was our senior prank.
Closed the school for two days while they looked for the source.

...and I'm pretty sure someone left an 'upper decker' in the teachers lounge bathroom.

You're in the wrong thread.

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

The story of Oedipus Rex is fcking HILARIOUS.

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

You're in the wrong thread.

That's par for the course.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Just wait until somebody smashes one and it'll start a chain reaction.

The bug would be squished, that is all.
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif C4 needs a charge to detonate, either in very high heat or a shockwave.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

The bug would be squished, that is all.
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif C4 needs a charge to detonate, either in very high heat or a shockwave.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

You're a ****ing idiot man.

You shut your whore mouth!

After the bomb goes off, release the crickets.

nDeed. It is always best to combine 2 things. Like peanut butter and chocolate.