what would you do to get laid?

[burro breath 10+ year member]

discuss!

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[soloXgt 10+ year member]

ur mom

 

[CRXBMPN 5,000+ posts]

rub my fiance's clit or tell her to start ******* and usually from there its on //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

your mom //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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[rtillaree 10+ year member]

ask my wife to come here for a second...works every time...

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I would go out and try to meet some nice young girl. get her number. then ask her out a few times, and if everything clicked id ask her to go steady. once we have dated for a while id ask her if she wanted to get married. if she said yes, then we would plan the wedding together, and get married in a beautiful ceremony. then, and only then, would i have ***.

what it do!?!

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

I would go out and try to meet some nice young girl. get her number. then ask her out a few times, and if everything clicked id ask her to go steady. once we have dated for a while id ask her if she wanted to get married. if she said yes, then we would plan the wedding together, and get married in a beautiful ceremony. then, and only then, would i have ***.
what it do!?!

it's official, you were ***** as a child.

 

[burro breath 10+ year member]

she says no but my brick says yes.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

she says no but my brick says yes.

wat

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

i dont have to do anything but whip it out.

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[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

****

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

it's official, you were ***** as a child.

i was actually a little older, and i only said no once.

 

[ReDemoN 10+ year member]

I knew this guy that cryed to the girl and she said she felt so sorry for him that she slept with him.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

i was actually a little older, and i only said no once.

should have said "stop" while this was going on. you could've gotten rich //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Seriously, what is this thread supposed to be about? Is this guy looking for advice on how to pick up chicks or something?

Or is he confused about what constitutes as getting laid? If that's the case, I hear taking a penis in the butt is all the rage in Europe. You should try it out sometime. You could ask the Hossauge for pointers. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif