what if she cheats on you?

[TNTR70 10+ year member]

..tell your two older brothers to get off your sister!

 

[BloodyGuts335i 10+ year member]

Start fcking one of the guys in the *** to make her jealous //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

I mean like just start nailing the guy in the butt way better than you do her piss her off //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

literally made me spit out my drink all over my screen!!!!!!!!..the funniest post I ever read!!!!

..tell your two older brothers to get off your sister!

some funni s*it too...lol..

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

3 way with 2 guys? Obviously means you cant lay the d!ck the way she likes it, so i would dipset and find another b!tch

Id sip some sizzurp, then tip on fo' fo's. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[eharri3 10+ year member]

She carries, I carry. It'd pretty much come down to me acceptin that I wasn't squarin her away like Im supposed to and movin on. I love my girlfriend but when I was lonely I used to have a very... IDEALIZED view of relationships. Now my attitude is if it comes to that and you're ready to go, no need to cheat. Just go, I'll be OK.

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

get camera, take picture (as many as possible before being stopped) E Mail to her dad from a google account created at a library or something fun like that

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

could always, go to the kitchen and get a plastic bag, then you shit in said plastic bag, piss in it, then finally stick 2 fingers down your throat and puke in the bag, mush it up all good to make sure the shit is not too chunky. Then throw said plastic bag at group of people ****ing.

Yelling touchdown or goal adds to the excitement. A paper bag would be preferred but not everyone has one.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.After coming home from a hard day's work,

he walks in the door of his trailer park home

to find his wife in bed with another man.

("WHAT THE ****?!?!")

("Grady!!")

[Dr. Dre]

Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

[Eminem]

**** that shit, you just caught this ***** cheatin

While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!

**** slittin her throat, CUT THIS *****'S HEAD OFF!!!

[Dr. Dre]

Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?

(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)

Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady

But think about the baby before you get all crazy

[Eminem]

Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?

Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?

That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!

[Dr. Dre]

What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)

I'ma kill you mother****er!

[Eminem]

Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!

Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?

Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?

How in the **** you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

[Dr. Dre]

Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went

Been there, done that.. aw **** it...

What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?

[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]

Like always, I'd listen to slim shady.

 

[tc300 10+ year member]

^^^^^^^^^^^^ thats sooo funny!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh: i luv it

 

[terrrrrist]

Like always, I'd listen to slim shady.

word

 

[adas Pro Seller]

What would you do if you walked back home or where ever you and your girl usually meet, and see her having *** with two buff guys? This could be your gf or wife or whatever.
and btw, she was moaning way louder than ever she was with you. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

Shotgun anus.

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

I'd dig my key into the side of her pretty little sooped up front wheel drive, carve my name into her pleather seats. I'd take a Louisville slugger to both head lights and slash a hole in all four tires. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Get head from her best friend, and then let the g/f **** her friend off my before I washed my dick.

 

[BloodyGuts335i 10+ year member]

I'd dig my key into the side of her pretty little sooped up front wheel drive, carve my name into her pleather seats. I'd take a Louisville slugger to both head lights and slash a hole in all four tires. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

****, thats some ish a girl would do hommie...lol

 

[xtremez 10+ year member]

"she broke my heart...so i broke her jaw"....

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

What would you do if you walked back home or where ever you and your girl usually meet, and see her having *** with two buff guys? This could be your gf or wife or whatever.
and btw, she was moaning way louder than ever she was with you. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

Install a keylogger and vnc on the pc and watch that bish remotely while you are at work. Just an idea is all I'm sayin. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif