What happens when you die?

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

I always thought the idea of reincarnation was cool... Dont believe in it though. If you could pick what you wanted to be reincarnated as, what would you want to be?

Easy, Anna Kournikova's g-string //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

the last thing you do before you die is take a huge shit -south park-

 

[ravendarat 10+ year member]

Batman!

**** it, you beat me to it

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

i usally stop breathin when i die

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

What happens when you die?

The definition of death is arbitrary, and varies from one jurisdiction to another, and it changes with time as our medical knowledge improves. At one time, cessation of heartbeat was a fairly reliable indicator that you were no longer a going concern, but not any more. Cessation of brain electrical activity (a flat line on an electroencephalogram) doesn't necessarily mean that you can't be resuscitated either. In the distant future, with nanotechnology, it may be possible to piece together an accident victim with horrific injuries and make them as good as new.

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

you wont be posting onm CA.com anymore

you will be reincarcerated (SP?) as a SQ freak or a bass hater.

 

[Expy2K 10+ year member]

I hope when I die I get to relive my life with a replay, rewind, pause, and fastforward button..

I could do that for 500 years.. and not be bored..

What if I robbed a bank what would happen what if, what if that...

Would be sweet!

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[wlmrs 10+ year member]

Batman!

No no no....Tupac Shakur!

 

[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

I hope when I die I get to relive my life with a replay, rewind, pause, and fastforward button..
I could do that for 500 years.. and not be bored..

What if I robbed a bank what would happen what if, what if that...

Would be sweet!

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How bout icetee and me get the remote control and make you go through 500 years of living in a cell with Big Bubba. We could make his **** penetrate your *** for 500 years. Replay, Rewind, Pause, and Fastforward FTW. After 500 years, you wouldn't have an ******* left.

 

[wlmrs 10+ year member]

After 500 years, you wouldn't have an ******* left.

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[Expy2K 10+ year member]

How bout icetee and me get the remote control and make you go through 500 years of living in a cell with Big Bubba. We could make his **** penetrate your *** for 500 years. Replay, Rewind, Pause, and Fastforward FTW. After 500 years, you wouldn't have an ******* left.

One could say Big Bubba wouldn't have a dick left either..

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[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

Well you wouldn't be in a cell with any ordinary Big Bubba. The Big Bubba you are in a cell with happens to have a dick made of steel, and unless your crust makes it rust, I don't think losing it is an option.

 

[Expy2K 10+ year member]

Well you wouldn't be in a cell with any ordinary Big Bubba. The Big Bubba you are in a cell with happens to have a dick made of steel, and unless your crust makes it rust, I don't think losing it is an option.

Well if his dick was steel then I would make a magnetic device outta the bed frame and batteries so that he is unable to move around freely..

Macgyver style

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[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

well.... i shit on your grave, that one thing is for sure.... beyond that, i dont really know or care. i would place a bet on me being god though.

 

[Badfastbusa 10+ year member]

i just hope that there is life after death, that is all. ill leave that up to god.