What do you think?

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

So I am lying down with my girl last night. Both of us are sick as dogs, hacking, cant breath, so we are already semi up. Well at least I was. So our condo has extremley thin walls and can for the most part hear everything that goes on next door as I am sure they hear us as well. Next thing I hear them going at it like wild animals would do. I was waiting for the dood to pound on his chest! My girl wakes up and she is like for the love of god this bish is getting on my nerves! She then tells me the other night the bish was sweeping at 100 in the morning. Who does that. I say obviously her. Then she says, yeah then she woke me up the other night talking to her friend all ghetto talking about how she is broke up with her man, but the live togehter and still sleep in the same bedroom and it bothers her. Now we are back to them fawking and I am like you know, that dosent sound like the one dood. He usually lasts a min and then they are done. This motherphucker was a marathon man! I am like holy shit, so she is fawking some other guy in their bedroom and they one guy she was with still stays there? She confirmed it. I am like what a whore! She agreed with me and said chick must have no self respect. Bish just broke up with this one guy not a few days ago.

So I guess what I am saying is how many of you if you were living together would actually stay there with some woman you were just with is fawking another man in your bed? I mean the guy ended up finding out and was pissed for like one day and I heard him in there snoring, so I know he is still there. I am sorry, if my chick fawked some other dood in my bed and I found out about it even if we were broke up and still living together, I am killing somefawkingbody!

Also, my women made a phunny! She mentioned to me you know this is crazyiness! The other night she is sweeping, then she is fawking. I am like man she is such a whore. She replied back, at least she is a clean whore. I know that bish heard it too. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Yep, I am that bored tonight.

 

[dirtye30 10+ year member]

pics? vids?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, wait one second. I will go get them.

 

[ZeroAccess 10+ year member]

I woulda been like

"when he's done can ya come **** me off"

...just imagine when you step out of ur arpartment the next morning and she's right there.....

Is she at least hot?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I woulda been like"when he's done can ya come **** me off"

...just imagine when you step out of ur arpartment the next morning and she's right there.....

Is she at least hot?

No not really.

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

So I am lying down with my girl last night. Both of us are sick as dogs, hacking, cant breath, so we are already semi up. Well at least I was. So our condo has extremley thin walls and can for the most part hear everything that goes on next door as I am sure they hear us as well. Next thing I hear them going at it like wild animals would do. I was waiting for the dood to pound on his chest! My girl wakes up and she is like for the love of god this bish is getting on my nerves! She then tells me the other night the bish was sweeping at 100 in the morning. Who does that. I say obviously her. Then she says, yeah then she woke me up the other night talking to her friend all ghetto talking about how she is broke up with her man, but the live togehter and still sleep in the same bedroom and it bothers her. Now we are back to them fawking and I am like you know, that dosent sound like the one dood. He usually lasts a min and then they are done. This motherphucker was a marathon man! I am like holy shit, so she is fawking some other guy in their bedroom and they one guy she was with still stays there? She confirmed it. I am like what a whore! She agreed with me and said chick must have no self respect. Bish just broke up with this one guy not a few days ago.
So I guess what I am saying is how many of you if you were living together would actually stay there with some woman you were just with is fawking another man in your bed? I mean the guy ended up finding out and was pissed for like one day and I heard him in there snoring, so I know he is still there. I am sorry, if my chick fawked some other dood in my bed and I found out about it even if we were broke up and still living together, I am killing somefawkingbody!

Also, my women made a phunny! She mentioned to me you know this is crazyiness! The other night she is sweeping, then she is fawking. I am like man she is such a whore. She replied back, at least she is a clean whore. I know that bish heard it too. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I mean she is young and skinny, totally not my type.

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What, I mentioned it before I like bigger chicks. At least my chick dont look like she has been ******* a golf ball threw a straw.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I said threw, lol!

 

[pitbull12888]

only 1 way to find out... gimme a plain ticket and ill be there tomorrow morning..see just how easy she is //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

edit: lmfao look at how i spelled plane.. i need to go to bed

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

I said threw, lol!

truly, u did

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

A lot of misspellings in this thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Hey, its late! So what are you a grammer ninja?

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[pitbull12888]

A lot of misspellings in this thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

true that! lol.... bedtime for me.. ttyl have fun

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Peace!