What chu wanna f*ck me for?

[wickedwitt 10+ year member]

Jeez you guys are a bunch of prudes, can't even misspell a few words without you guys going ape **** over it!

Misspelling a few words, and misspelling all but two words in an entire post are two entirely different things. I wasn't an English major, but I live in W. Texas, so it's kind of my thing to hate on people too lazy to converse like they had an education.

Again, I have no problems with having a bit of fun, but when it actually pains me to make out the general idea of a post, I get frustrated.

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

Misspelling a few words, and misspelling all but two words in an entire post are two entirely different things. I wasn't an English major, but I live in W. Texas, so it's kind of my thing to hate on people too lazy to converse like they had an education.
Again, I have no problems with having a bit of fun, but when it actually pains me to make out the general idea of a post, I get frustrated.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm actually well spoken in real life.

 

[wickedwitt 10+ year member]

If it makes you feel any better, I'm actually well spoken in real life.

Yes, yes it does. The interwebz makes us all retarded.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Is it me, my diamonds, or this motherfuckin blow?

I was home schooled for 10 years, did my last two in public high school to avoid having to take extra tests on my SAT and to have a legitimate high school diploma. I graduated from high school like 16th in my class with an unweighted 3.93 GPA, and in 5 very short days, I will be attending the #2 school in the united states for mechanical engineering

Grew up on the mean streets of home schooling.

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

Grew up on the mean streets of home schooling.

I attended the hood school, they taught me errything i know, how to hold a knock-off glock sideways, how to sag my pants, and how to hide 3lb of coke up my ass.

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnDWfoSI9gU

 

[wickedwitt 10+ year member]

I attended the hood school, they taught me errything i know, how to hold a knock-off glock sideways, how to sag my pants, and how to hide 3lb of coke up my ass.

That last part doesn't sound fun at all.

 

[modskwod 10+ year member]

Maybe not to you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

That last part doesn't sound fun at all.

Yeah, after hiding enough coke to kill half a dozen elephants up my ***, I can't help but respect Mr. Hands.

 

[wickedwitt 10+ year member]

Definitely not to you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

fixed

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

And what some people might call, "mentally retarded."

 

[JoshC 10+ year member]

This was quite possibly the most pointless useless thread ive ever read. But all in all, its stereotypes that make us smile and shake our heads in disappointment. Keep spittin that gibberish, i need someone to laugh at.

 

[wickedwitt 10+ year member]

And what some people might call, "mentally retarded."

This, again?

Women attract bears...

I hear they can smell the menstruation

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

Call OP's like I see 'em... can't help that.

 

[wickedwitt 10+ year member]

Call OP's like I see 'em... can't help that.

I calls em how I sees em?

You probably got your suit at the toilet store too...