Were You an Accident ?

[Bender. 10+ year member]

does triple penetration count as complete bastard my mom always told me im better than everone because i have 3 daddies

you must be pretty ****ed up...

only 1 sperm can penetrate the egg so you have 1 dad idiot

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

My dad always told me I should've been that stain on the sheets.

 

[nathan_b_forest 10+ year member]

Parents were married and wanted to conceive a great leader. They got it.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

My sister and I are bastards.. Not sure about accidents though.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

sprechen sie dick?

 

[PepsiFiend69 10+ year member]

i am an on-vacation accident //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

the whole thing!

LMAO never gets old!

 

[Crzy 10+ year member]

i was an accident, they say they wanted me a year later......

sounds like a cover up story for slipping and saying i was an accident

 

[Bender. 10+ year member]

Parents were married and wanted to conceive a great leader. They got it.

Forest? Hows Jennay?