well crap

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

about an hour ago my current roomate told me i needed to move out by the end of the month because she is getting serious with the douchebag she is dating and wants her house back. i have money saved up, but i really dont want to go back to spending $1000/mth on rent

now i am gonna have to find a place with this girl i am not really interested in just so we can split the cost of living

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[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

sorry about that. I would say figure out a way to set up a fight in between the two but it seems pretty mean to me right now

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

i am getting kinda tired of listening to two 45 year old people having *** in the bedroom above me anyway

squeaky, squeaky, squeaky real fast for 30 seconds, stop for 2 minutes, repeat 3-4 times until i hear him moan out of pleasure. never heard a peep out of her though

thank god for headphones

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

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[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

i am getting kinda tired of listening to two 45 year old people having *** in the bedroom above me anyway
squeaky, squeaky, squeaky real fast for 30 seconds, stop for 2 minutes, repeat 3-4 times until i hear him moan out of pleasure. never heard a peep out of her though

thank god for headphones

if you put it that way, congrats on the news! You will be a lot happier in a new home

Or ask to get in and show him how it's done.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

lol, the guy is around 45, bald and he lives with his mom. he shows up here at 1pm almost everyday and sits around the house watching tv even if my roomate doesnt get home until 9pm

i still dont know his name so i just call him "dood"

he is a mega freeloader and i have a feeling she is gonna get burned pretty bad

his favorite show is american idol

they met on craigslist...wtf?

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

lol at the entire story

 

[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

Oh word!?

 

[1000101 10+ year member]

u ever came back drunk and banged ur roomie? .. com'n were all friends here

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

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i am just surprised she is giving up my rent money every month and i am also kinda upset that my expenses are gonna double soon

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

at least he can move out from his parents house now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

u ever came back drunk and banged ur roomie? .. com'n were all friends here

lol

dont tell her, but i fucked her daughter a few years ago on superbowl sunday in the room which would be mine a few months later

 

[scarolinablazin 10+ year member]

lol
dont tell her, but i fucked her daughter a few years ago on superbowl sunday in the room which would be mine a few months later

pics or it didnt happen

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

i should mention that her daughter is 14 years younger than me

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

pics or it didnt happen

picture of the daughter