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In high school, me and the boys(I was friends with the jocks and the tough guys) would sit on the two benches outside the lunch room that everyone passed by going in or out after eating. I was definately an ******* to people I didn't like, but I usually didn't just talk shit to people for no reason. Anyways, one day we're all just hanging out on those benches with the normal amount of people walking by to go outside to the parking lot or the bathrooms, or go into the lunchroom when this group of goofy looking freshman girls walk by. By far the goofiest looking one was this giraffe looking bitch that was at least 6'0 tall and had he droopiest, downsy looking face you've ever seen on a girl. Without even thinking I said to the bro's "who's that decrepit looking creature?". Everyone starts cracking up, including the one black kid in our school who moved from Detroit who yells out "HAHAH DAYUM DIS WYTE BOY FUNNY AS FUCK, RIPPIN ON THIS NIGGAS SISTA, CREATURE AHAHAH". Turns out it was one of the kids I've known since like elementary school, but wasn't close friends with's younger sister.

 
I remember once, my friend and I were sitting outside, with a few other friends, and a girl I happened to like came up to me and asked me for some change so she could buy a mocha chill (At the school I was at, everybody drank fucking mocha chill every day) I told her I was strapped, and as she turns around, my friend loudly says "Damn, hookers are so forward these days", she turns around, just as corner nigger yells "DAY-AM GIRR, HE BEEN CALLIN' YO BITCH-*** A HO, YO BETTA BELIEVE IH'"

 
In high school, me and the boys(I was friends with the jocks and the tough guys) would sit on the two benches outside the lunch room that everyone passed by going in or out after eating. I was definately an ******* to people I didn't like, but I usually didn't just talk shit to people for no reason. Anyways, one day we're all just hanging out on those benches with the normal amount of people walking by to go outside to the parking lot or the bathrooms, or go into the lunchroom when this group of goofy looking freshman girls walk by. By far the goofiest looking one was this giraffe looking ***** that was at least 6'0 tall and had he droopiest, downsy looking face you've ever seen on a girl. Without even thinking I said to the bro's "who's that decrepit looking creature?". Everyone starts cracking up, including the one black kid in our school who moved from Detroit who yells out "HAHAH DAYUM DIS WYTE BOY FUNNY AS ****, RIPPIN ON THIS *****S SISTA, CREATURE AHAHAH". Turns out it was one of the kids I've known since like elementary school, but wasn't close friends with's younger sisters sister

 
Hell, there's a Corner Nigga where I work.

I work at a local fast food place, and Corner Nigga and his friends sit in there ALL DAMN DAY. Whenever someone tries to order, he pipes up.

For example, the other day, a young girl ordered as follows:

"Yes, I'd like a salad and --"

"Yo, bitch said she wanted a salad, crackah! She said she's watchin' her figyah, so make it light! She said she ain't want fries with it, neithah!"

To which I say, "She only said one of those things. Let her finish her order."

"Aight, aight, dawg. Don't be gettin' so big and mad, yo."

So she continues, "Uhm, well, okay then. I'll have a salad and a large Sprite, plea--"

"Ya'll hear dat? She wants a LARGE Sprite. Don't be givin' her a medium, or none o' dat shit, dawg."

"LET HER FINISH!"

"Oh, day-yam, yo. Chill, I let her finish, day-yam."

 
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