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[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

How many Romanian janitors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

While Romanian janitors are usually competent to change light bulbs without assistance, we must keep in mind that the act of changing the bulb is but one of many activities involving a multitude of people to produce the light bulb and deliver it to the end user. The suppliers of raw materials, the fabricators, and the third party logistics providers all along the line were indispensable in getting that light bulb in the hands of that Romanian janitor.

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[intence 10+ year member]

4/10

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

0/10

maybe Im not getting it??

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

gotta love the half baked reference

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

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[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

gotta love the half baked reference

No doubt! ha ha ha

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

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"Kill All That You Can Kill"

"Shower With Men"

"Knock Up Foreign Broads"

"All The Grits You Can Eat"

"Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler"

"Purple Hearts = Free Beers At Hooters"

"Whimsical And Human, Just Like M*A*S*H"

"Cubicles Are For Wusses"

"Napalm Means Serious BBQ"

"Over 1,000,000 Sheared, Beaten, And Worked Into A Sub-Human Fury!"

"Totally Beefcake and Proud of It"

"Beat Up Sailors"

"We Won''''''''t Screw Your Mind Up As Bad As The Marines Will"

"Kicking Nazi Tail Since 1942"

"Don''''t Ask, Don''''t Tell, Don''''t Accessorize"

“Risk Your Life for Freedoms No One Appreciates!"

"Play Doom… For Real!"

"Sure Beats Lurnin''''''''!"

"Because Terminators Are Real"

 

[scarolinablazin 10+ year member]

gay thread of the year

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

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im assuming you have never seen the half baked movie?

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

really

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

To understand who Supa's mom is, you gotta understand who Supa_c is. See Supa was born to a two bit whore of a mother, and he was always ashamed of this. So then he sold his body to this man, Tito Jackson, a big time musician, and homosexual partnered with his brother Michael. Together they put Supa into training, and the next thing you know, Supa is good, but he is DAMN good with a cock! But then, he had the fuck of his life. They put him against his mom the whore! And Supa said, "No Man, I can't fuck my mom man, that's heterosexual and it just isn't my style man!" But they made 'em fuck anyway, and Supa drilled that whore. So Supa said that's it! And then he started calling all his boys, and smoking cock, but then out of nowhere, he disappeared, no longer to be heard from again............Oh Yeah!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

gay thread of the year

A man has been waiting anxiously while his wife was undergoing complicated surgery. The surgeon comes into the waiting room and announces that he has good news and bad news. The bad news is that a second tumor was found during the operation. “What’s the good news?” asked the husband. The surgeon replied, “We were able to remove the second tumor completely and believe that your wife will have a full recovery.”

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

9.7/10

 

[hazardous0388 10+ year member]

To understand who Supa's mom is, you gotta understand who Supa_c is. See Supa was born to a two bit whore of a mother, and he was always ashamed of this. So then he sold his body to this man, Tito Jackson, a big time musician, and homosexual partnered with his brother Michael. Together they put Supa into training, and the next thing you know, Supa is good, but he is DAMN good with a cock! But then, he had the fuck of his life. They put him against his mom the whore! And Supa said, "No Man, I can't fuck my mom man, that's heterosexual and it just isn't my style man!" But they made 'em fuck anyway, and Supa drilled that whore. So Supa said that's it! And then he started calling all his boys, and smoking cock, but then out of nowhere, he disappeared, no longer to be heard from again............Oh Yeah!

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