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[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

1.	 Jose	1979 up, 820 down
The most common name for Mexican males.
Person A:"Jose!" 
Millions of people:"Que?"
buy jose mugs & shirts
mexican mexico jose ******* ****** 
by Schuldig Oct 14, 2006 share this
2.	 Jose	1088 up, 509 down
A seqzi beast WHO EVERYONE luvs and is friends WITH!! And is amazing at soccer!!
He is such a Jose. He has so many friends and is cool and hot. He is also very good at soccer.
buy jose mugs & shirts
jose **** hot soccer beast 
by jjjjllllssss Mar 16, 2007 share this
3.	 jose	903 up, 439 down
the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet. 

he is the standard I hold every guy to.
"he's no jose."
buy jose mugs & shirts
j jay squishy jose david you 
by b.grace Jan 11, 2009 share this

4.	 Jose	374 up, 70 down
Jose one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Jose -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever. When you lose him it's like you lost everything you ever gained, if you hurt him it hurts yourself much worse.
I think I just lost the best thing in my life, 
Who? 
Jose.
buy jose mugs & shirts
jose love lost i you 
by DisasterDisaster Feb 4, 2010 share this
5.	 Jose	888 up, 620 down
The most common name for Mexican males.
Person A:"Jose!" 
Millions of people:"Que?"
buy jose mugs & shirts
mexican mexico jose ******* ****** 
by Schuldig Oct 14, 2006 share this
6.	 jose	372 up, 186 down
1. To Jose (verb): not doing **** all semester in law school and successfully cramming at the last minute to get better grades then everyone who's been working all semester. 

2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.
1. Person 1: "Hey, you studied for the final yet? 
Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose." 

2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?" 
Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."
buy jose mugs & shirts
jose law school final exam study 
by TheBeebs Dec 15, 2007 share this
7.	 josè	607 up, 447 down
A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.
Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!
buy josè mugs & shirts
by iwannabeanalcoholic Apr 7, 2005 share this

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Word: Fart

Definition: turd whistling for the right of way

 

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1.	 Jose	1979 up, 820 down
The most common name for Mexican males.
Person A:"Jose!" 
Millions of people:"Que?"
buy jose mugs & shirts
mexican mexico jose ******* ****** 
by Schuldig Oct 14, 2006 share this
2.	 Jose	1088 up, 509 down
A seqzi beast WHO EVERYONE luvs and is friends WITH!! And is amazing at soccer!!
He is such a Jose. He has so many friends and is cool and hot. He is also very good at soccer.
buy jose mugs & shirts
jose **** hot soccer beast 
by jjjjllllssss Mar 16, 2007 share this
3.	 jose	903 up, 439 down
the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet. 

he is the standard I hold every guy to.
"he's no jose."
buy jose mugs & shirts
j jay squishy jose david you 
by b.grace Jan 11, 2009 share this

4.	 Jose	374 up, 70 down
Jose one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Jose -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever. When you lose him it's like you lost everything you ever gained, if you hurt him it hurts yourself much worse.
I think I just lost the best thing in my life, 
Who? 
Jose.
buy jose mugs & shirts
jose love lost i you 
by DisasterDisaster Feb 4, 2010 share this
5.	 Jose	888 up, 620 down
The most common name for Mexican males.
Person A:"Jose!" 
Millions of people:"Que?"
buy jose mugs & shirts
mexican mexico jose ******* ****** 
by Schuldig Oct 14, 2006 share this
6.	 jose	372 up, 186 down
1. To Jose (verb): not doing **** all semester in law school and successfully cramming at the last minute to get better grades then everyone who's been working all semester. 

2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.
1. Person 1: "Hey, you studied for the final yet? 
Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose." 

2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?" 
Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."
buy jose mugs & shirts
jose law school final exam study 
by TheBeebs Dec 15, 2007 share this
7.	 josè	607 up, 447 down
A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.
Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!
buy josè mugs & shirts
by iwannabeanalcoholic Apr 7, 2005 share this

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Penis

The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

 

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1. miskin 23 up, 5 down

noun

1.One who preys on little children, for various reasons

2. Verb: torture of ones perninium (gooch)

1. I don't know, that guy kinda looks like a miskin, I better keep lillte Drew inside.

2. Come on bitch, Miskin me!

by Rev. Nancy Jul 14, 2004 share this

 

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1. Spidermonkey

Little bits of nugget poo rapped in **** pubes

I have some lovley Spidermonkeys

2. Spidermonkey

**** in your hand and then sling it on someone using the spiderman finger position.

I like to reach in the toilet grab some poo and spidermonkey her face.

3. SpiderMonkey

Verb

The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.

WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.