Uh oh, emo-drama gone psych ward...

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

A close friend of mine and I were drinking this evening, just a few hours ago in his apartment. He said he was pretty depressed lately, diddn't know where life was taking him, etc. He had quite a few beers and some watermelon soaked in everclear leftover from a party so he was smashed pretty good.

We just finished watching Blade III and were BS'in in before I drove home (I can barely choke down one beer so I was sober) and he goes, "You know something, I know you pretty good, and we've been friends for awhile, can i tell you something? I would make me feel alot better if you knew."

I was like oh no, this can't be good, go ahead.

"I'll only tell you if you promise to still talk to me, cuz I've been lying to you about this for too long, and that you don't go tellin' everybody you know"

What was I going to say? i told him; shoot!

"I'm a zoo."

-Okay, backup, now first lemme tell you this, couple years ago he pointed out this website that was basically an information site on how to have *** with animals- and that is what a zoophile or a zoo is. He told me it was some funny *** sick stuff he found on the internet, and it was pretty gross. I ended up doing a psychology paper on it though, (better that the paper was about some kind of *** other than Freundian principles of psychosis or whatever) so I am somewhat knowledgeable on the subject. He obviously pointed me at the website to test my reaction, because it was negative (though useful for my paper).

I told him it was late and I should go, and I left.

It makes sense, he did seem to be on a different social wavelength than other people. He would talk about girls and chicks and stuff but never got into them. Hell, showed some animal/people **** to me, doing this real weird fake laugh, and it seemed okay at the time, so I kind of fell into the groove, diddn't have anything else a the time, shit... Now I feel almost sick, my brain is full, on of my best frineds is just A LOT stranger than I thought he was... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Any opininons? I can't even think straight.

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[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif so you tell all of us right away....

But seriously, short of "maybe" pointing him towards a place the helps people with that fettish. I'd personally try not to place too much judgement upon him. There are worse things he could be........

I wish I had more but that's a situation I'd never EVER like to be in. Good luck...

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

Get him a blow-up sheep! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Seriously though, as long as he's not screwing your dog, I wouldn't worry too much about it.

 

[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

Im not sure what id do if some one i knew told me that. i guess the best thing is to see if he told you because he wants help. if so try and steer him in the right direction. otherwise if he jsut wanted someone to confide in im not sure what to say.

 

[Loudrango112 10+ year member]

Get him a blow-up sheep! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
Seriously though, as long as he's not screwing your dog, I wouldn't worry too much about it.

OMFG i died laughin at that... I litterally turned red faced... and cryed....

LMAO! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

But on a serious note... make sure he doesnt get "physical" with anything....

As long as for now its not physical... just SLOWLY work on talking to him about it... FAST actions scare people..... but SLOWLY talk to him..

But if its physical... find him some help

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

I guess it kind of blew my mind, he used to tell me all of these jokes that made fun of those kind of people and now look at him, he's drunk hasn't shaved in days and now tells me he is what he has brought down for so long... Or at least claims to be, I think I'm going to have to call him up, **** it I feel so sorry for him right now. Hope he doens't kill himself.

 

[Loudrango112 10+ year member]

Gl...

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

well he was piss drunk. talk to him about it when he's sober, talk some sense into him.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Okay, i called him, he says he feels really good telling me, and that he isn't going to do anything crazy. He says he's really glad that I didn't leave him in the dust, and he can be honest with someone now.

He says hes most scared if his parents or his other not so good friends find out, so telling you guys doens't count. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[cjjackson85 5,000+ posts]

Beat some sense into him, I would...

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

I still say get him drunk and give him the sheep just to see what he does..

 

[netherland24 5,000+ posts]

I still say get him drunk and give him the sheep just to see what he does..

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[DoubleR 10+ year member]

If my friend said that id buy him a puppy haha nasty ****.

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

If my friend said that id buy him a puppy haha nasty ****.

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[TwistedVisions 10+ year member]

I am glad i am not the only one that likes to explore the inner workings of the animal kingdom....mainly chickens. Ask your friend if he is intrested in a chicken orgy, there is a chicken farm not to far from my house and i will pay for his plane ticket.