bonesninja
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Ok, so last June when i went to put a grave blanket on my grandpa's grave, i found a Thomas Kinkaid puzzle. The puzzle itself is Graceland 50th Anniversary and is actually preety cool. So i called around to see who put it there but none of our small family confessed so we took it home. The first time i tried to open the box, i was using a very sharp 4" blade pocket knife, i slipped and cut the hell outta my hand. The second time i tried to open the box a few months later, my son's parakeet cage suddenly fell off the stand its b een on for 3 years, killing the stupid bird instantly. At this point, i started joking about the "cursed puzzle" and put it in the closet. Well today, i decided to open that **** box again.........when i tried, my wife started literally choking to death on a bratwurst she was eating. Now luckily, i know the Heimlich or whatever the hell its called and was able to shoot that chunk of brat out of her throat. So i am truly convinced, that this dumbass puzzle is cursed and is trying to kill me
So the only logical thing to do with it is......
put it on Ebay under the header Haunted Thomas Kinkaid puzzle. I wonder if someone will buy it?
So the only logical thing to do with it is......
put it on Ebay under the header Haunted Thomas Kinkaid puzzle. I wonder if someone will buy it?
