tipping the subway girl without seeing tits?

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

so i am in line at subway and ordering my shizz. the guy behind me seems to know tha chick cause they are talking through me(fuck that i'm hot) and then he gets a call and leaves quick so the subway girl says "fuck he always leaves a good tip" and gets depressed

i'm thinking...tip?? this is freakin subway, wtf is with the tip shit, is that a new fuckin thing?

so i procede to order 2 footlongs(meatball and club) and a dozen cookies for $16.xx total and i grab a $20 and say keep the change cause i wanna fit in cause i'm lonely...

should i have demanded to see tits for that or not?

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[craigzter 10+ year member]

pics of said female subway worker?!

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

pics of said female subway worker?!

i was drunk and she was overworked so it wouldnt have turned out good, but next time i will take pics

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

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you should have....

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

well fuck her i have a dozen subway oatmeal/raisin cookies to eat

they were $.50 each, or 3/$1.39 or 12 $4.49, but she gave me all 15 that were left for the dozen price, crazy bitch, i own her now!

so maybe asking for tits was too much?

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

Pics or it didn't happen...

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

she should of paid you 5 dollars to see your footlong........if you catch my drift

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

ok proof i bought a sub and i havent eaten it....

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

Frive dowa froot rong?

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

ok proof i bought a sub and i havent eaten it....

Meh, photoshop..

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

 

[chaunb3400 10+ year member]

u slipped man, right now u should be counting the dimples on her booty

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

thats what $5 gets you

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

but the cookies kick *** and i just ate half of the sub

 

[hazardous0388 10+ year member]

yummy food.