This is what we have become...

[atoz350 10+ year member]

Scenario:

Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1957

-Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2007

- School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to

jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for

traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario:

Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957

- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2007

Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario:

Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957

Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007

Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957

Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007

Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957

Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2007

Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario:

Pedro fails high school English.

1957

Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007

Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1957

Ants die.

2007

BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957

In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2007

Mary is accused of being a ****** predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

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[BIGsherm7272]

lmao so true....good post.

 

[fanninator 10+ year member]

only thing you forgot was the uhh peta or whatever, the **** animal rights morons...when you were talking about the ants. otherwise pretty much true!

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

nice

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Who cares, if you don't like it then why don't you make a time machine.

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

Who cares, if you don't like it then why don't you make a time machine.

Cause I can't remember where I put my Flux Capacitor.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

awesome read!

 

[MEMPHISFLEX 10+ year member]

LOL..So true, its getting bad these days.

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

i have seen this before....

 

[bass-aholic 10+ year member]

stickyy???

 

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

Exactly true

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

Cause I can't remember where I put my Flux Capacitor.

Here it is

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Very true...

Now if you can sum up what has caused all of this we will be in even better shape.

 

[JeepSound 10+ year member]

Very true...

Now if you can sum up what has caused all of this we will be in even better shape.

Fegs.

Our lives have gotten so easy that people are running out of things to do which, in turn has caused them to look for things to do.

These things are what are in the OP's post.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Fegs.

If you mean homosexuals I don't think they are the cause.

If you mean stupid right wing liberal nut jobs with their noses in everyone business then yes.