This could totally ruin a good ride...

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

If a tree stabs your wife in the neck, and there's nobody around to hear it...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

deepthroating the wood

 

[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

bullshit guy tried to kill his wife with a tree branch and she lived so he told her if she said a word he would finish it..

 

[LaserRed38 10+ year member]

Wtf...he's 22 and she's 20? Wtf are these people doing married? Jeez...

 

[TNTR70 10+ year member]

dam trees....always runnin out in front of you, someone should put up a sign....trees ahead. i guess somebody is gonna have to die first from running into a tree before they do something about all these trees hanging out on the side of roads doin nothing but causing trouble

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

what a couple of country *** inbreeds

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

what a pro, 18" down the throat

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Fuck... all the good jokes have already been taken.