So I drove all the way to myrtle beach today to hang out with this girl I used to duck with back in the day. I got a nice hotel and everything, took her to California dreaming and dropped $70 on us. Get back to the hotel and she tells me she's on the rag. And she don't do hanky panky on it. I went to the nastiest strip club. All black fat nasty cellulite ridden who-res. Drank 2 beer and peeled out. Now it's 3 in the am and I'm wide awake. Got on craigslist looking for a hooker. Here's where I need your advise. Yay or nay??????
