Things U can say to ensure UR VIRGINITY!

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

with this attitude, you can pretty much ensure you will retain your celibacy!

What a CRUDE post. lol!

Women only need 1 rule: Let the Dumbass think he is right. We know the truth and We can always pick up the pieces and fix it later...

Heres some basic information for the ladies
1. You arent right, Ever. We were here first, so we are superior and no matter what we are right.

2. All you have is a hole, we can easily find another one to replace it with.

3. Dont think your special since were only doing you, because at that moment we didnt need more than 1 hole, we are simple and just want 1 thing at a time.

4. Dont be insulted if we suggest implants, atleast we arent asking you to put a bag over your head, which even then isnt unreasonable.

5. Dont get pissed off if we get mad if you flirt with other guys, as said before we are superior and protect the hole, somewhat like a groundhog or tomcat.

6. Dont hold against us what we say after long drinking sessions, its not fair, and we dont hold what you say against us when your bleeding out of that hole.

7. If your on the period and dont want us to hit the bloody hole, be open to the back. As said in number 1, we can always find another.

8. Dont tell us your fat when we say you arent, if you are we will simply suggest you need to lose some weight. Trust me we arent afraid to.

9. Dont get mad if we stare at other girls sometimes, its our penis's natural instinct and it thinks for us. Just be happy it thinks it likes you.

10. Dont get mad when we watch football and then expect ***, we are simple men and dont understand that bullshit you guys watch on lifetime.

11. Dont get all pissed when we want to try and have *** in a public location. Just be happy we will be seen with you in public. DITTO!12. We expect nothing more than a hole to fuck and a quiet house. That means no *****ing or talking.

13. Last and most important, just be happy we chose you. There are plenty more girls with holes that we could have picked. But you arent special or lucky dont get overconfident.

good luck with that my dear genius boy child!

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[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

lmao

I wuv joo... I really do..lol

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

pwnt.

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

Just remeber my cherry stem trick //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

oh..... i wont forget that.... just had to jab back a lil is all...

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Virginity > BMXbikes

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

I wuv joo... I really do..lol

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I think the mods deleted him. Not just ban but DELETED him lol. I did a search for his posts and there are ZERO //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/omg.gif.05aa02c3095d6ce9338996654eca0863.gif

He's still here, check the members list.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Well that sucks, that he is still here anyway.

 

[slim j 10+ year member]

In a way, he is correct in that there are more women than men. Unfortunately, men (including myself) are too dumb to realize this and still compete for them, when economically, they should be competing for us. How that works will continue to bewilder mankind forever.

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

In a way, he is correct in that there are more women than men. Unfortunately, men (including myself) are too dumb to realize this and still compete for them, when economically, they should be competing for us. How that works will continue to bewilder mankind forever.

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[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

This thread sucks.

nG

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

what happened to bmx?

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

he went down the rabbit hole...

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

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It's kind of an inside joke, something to do with being able to tie the stem of a cherry in a knot...lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

what happened to bmx?

kind of wonderin' the same thing...

NG...the thread that started this sux... I was just slamming the door! Practicing PWN skillz...lol

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

am I the only man on here that actually respects women and knows how to treat them these days?