Thief tried to take my alpine, I took his.

[DykeOfTulsa]

today was awesome. got out of class and while walking to my car, heard a car alarm that sounded exactly like mine. thought nothing of it. as i got in view of my car the alarm stopped so at that point i thought "nope, wasnt my car"... got to my car window and saw what looked like was someone trying to start my car. i walk calmly to the back and check the license plate to make sure im not still high from last night. i go back to the window and start yelling "WTF R U DOING IN MY CAR HOMIE!?" (im a G like that).. he looks up at me steps out of the car face to face with me and has a backpack in his hand and is hugging it like hes a girl and they are his textbooks. he appears to be an old asian dude around 30-40 and says in a FOBby voice, "ohhh is this your car??" at this moment my gullible *** thinks, "hmm, maybe hes some dumb asian fob who thought he was in his own car".. but im not that dumb so i immediately poke my head in and find out there is a hole where my deck should be. the mother****er then throws the backpack at me so that i catch it and then he runs off. i throw the backpack in my backseat and try to give chase. he ran between some cars and across the street into a park that was pretty crowded with people practicing various sports. at this moment im pissed run back to my car and mash off the school campus like im speed racer to go look for the guy.cruised around the premises for a good hour and couldnt find him. mission: beat-the-shit-out-of-guy-who-tried-to-jack-me gets cancelled. i go home and open the backpack and find my alpine 7995 in it and some other stuff i shouldnt have had in my car and was grateful to have recovered. in addition to this, i find an alpine 9841. muahahah not much but hey at least i got my shit back and got a free deck that came with it. it was probably stolen off campus before mine was targeted. details of what i am to do with it will not be disclosed. today was a good day. except for the fact that i had to re-do the butt connectors on the back of the head unit. i am the man. but one regret: i shouldve punched him square in the face the second he stepped out my car. may you all have luck like mine; one minute later and he wouldve made off with everything.

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[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

You should post the shit on craigslist explaining what happened who knows the dude who lost it might be out there.

Glad you did not get your shit ganked too bad dude did not catch a beatdown tho.

 

[Platestacker45 10+ year member]

That has got to be one of the best stories I've ever read on here.

 

[grassroots 10+ year member]

crazy story... yeah should have knocked him out from the start haha... trying to find out who it belongs to would be the moral thing to do, but anyone could claim it's theirs...

 

[Duke 10+ year member]

I wouldn't have warned him, I would have choked his *** out then beat the living **** out of him. Break every single finger and his wrists.

 

[Mustangjoe510 10+ year member]

You should post the shit on craigslist explaining what happened who knows the dude who lost it might be out there.
Glad you did not get your shit ganked too bad dude did not catch a beatdown tho.

+1

yea, we all know what its like to be jacked, or those of us do, know how violated we feel. SO if i got jacked and some1 found and returned my stuff, id be happy as hell. When my 12W6V2's system was jacked, i felt like some1 ***** me...... i knew who did in a few days, didnt get my shit back, but got some other personal gratification (sp?) and an insurance check for full amount.

Id search for the owner (make them provide proof they own it if possible) if all steps fail, then keep it:naughty:

 

[mannyb18b]

I wouldn't have warned him, I would have choked his *** out then beat the living **** out of him. Break every single finger and his wrists.

u chug

So what else did he take that "shouldn't have been in the car"?.

 

[BIG-SMOOTH 10+ year member]

As far as I'm concerned, If you don't at least attempt to find the rightful owner of the other deck your no better than the scumbag theif.

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

haha thats great, glad you got ut shyt, I would have punched his *** too lol.

 

[xterra_on_22s 10+ year member]

**** good save man

btw return the other deck

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Also try calling the local police station and tell them the story, I know a lot of people report shit stolen so they probably have a record of what has been reported stolen, if whoever does not show up in 90 days or whatever it usually becomes yours I think. At least that is how it is with money.

 

[mx519 10+ year member]

haha your a lucky man actually. If I would have walked out, and someone was in my car, I'd be in jail today. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Well this calls for a sexy party!

 

[mx519 10+ year member]

hook me up wit that stolen cd player for cheap haha

 

[Railrocker 10+ year member]

I would at least report it if not you might be busted with it and I dont think the cops are going to believe your mysterious asian ninja story.