They call me crazy

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Its 2am. all i can hear is screaming and yelling.

I look out my window, woken form a deeep a$$ sleep. I dont see the downstairs neighbors vehicle.. Now im Pissed, furious //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

I see 7-10 people. I thrown on a pair of jeans and grab my AR 15. Somones gonna die I say to myself.

My comp vehicle is down their, along with my daily driver. Stereo equipment in the garage, electronics etc.... Am i being robbed I thought?

I release the clip. It's full. Silver tip 223's. Why do I have these? I dunno. Probably for this reason..

I scramble down the steps and round the corner. "Is that a bb gun" I hear.

I **** it, hold it up, and squeeze the grip. A Crimson Tracer laser lights up the top of the gun. The dot is now on the forhead of a 6'5 270 male in my yard. HOLY $HIT, hes got a gun someone screams!!

Bodies start falling to the ground as I unload the clip.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

Actually thats what I was picturing in my head.. I see a guy try to dial on his phone while sprinting down the street. A girl turns and runs but falls flat on her face from tripping over the branch pile I raked earlier the day before.

3 guys jump in the back of a truck and it rips out like a bat outta hell.

And then their are 2 guys. Frozen in time. Neither can move from the absolute shock and terror they are in. One of them later tells me it was like being in a movie. A movie where he could have died.

God, dude, dont kill us. Who are you and what the hell are you doing I yell. They look at me. 6'5 250lbs. Tattoo's address my body. My 3/4 sleeve, my shoulders inked. It must ad to the intimidation:laugh:

Dude, were from across the street. Those guys in the truck pulled up and started a fight with us. It ended up over here and were so sorry.

Just then, i catch flashing lights. Oooohhhh. Blue and red. Such nice colors.

"Drop the weapon and step away" the officer yells. I already know who it is. A new prick to the force. Just outta training. He's already busted my balls for building loud obnoxious stereos in these **** kid's cars as he put it..

For a split second I think to myself. What if I dont put it down. These 223's would rip through his vest. He couldnt hide.

No way, im still waiting for Atomic to put out a 10k amp!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
It was me coming for your Ascendant Audio 18's. Jealousy fuels my need for them. It's OK ,you can go back to //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/zzzzz.gif.06fa1eabe00c8b872d7e814474c9b95c.gif now.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/viking2.gif.35c13a457368016b956ccf693af31291.gif

 
:DI step away from my gun and he qucikly runs up trying to keep an eye on me and the other 2 knuckle head.

He picks it up. Watch it I said, wouldnt want you to shoot yourself.. Oh im a big boy he replies. You sure I smirk? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Now hes frustrated with me...

What the hell are you doing with this kind of gun? You dont need this.

Its my American right I respond.

"You got a FOID card" he replies.

Yes I do, and the gun is registered I say.

2 more bacon buckets pull in like its a Die Hard movie. Whats going on, who do i need to take care of say the 2nd pig. Talk to those to he says, ive got this one.

He tries to come face to face with me but hes a little short for that... He looks up at me like im his father and says "im gonna get your *** one day". U got that?

Is this a threat or a promise I respond. He smiles.

How's your wife I ask him:veryhapp:. Ohhhhhh now he gets red:verymad:

Better watch your a$$, your lucky i dont take you in right here right now.

He gets on his radio and asks for his sargeant. He takes the gun back to the car with him, not even asking me whats gone on yet!!!

Jesus i think to myself, the crap I put up with!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

What seems like forever later, he finally comes back with my AR in hand and gives it to me. You need to watch what you do with this he says. You shouldnt even have this. It's not for self protection!! It's not I respond? You could have fooled me..

Well, im thinking about getting out of this town. Its a downer!! Alot of meth, crack, and coke addictions in this town.. Were notorious for it, and its gettn old!!

Ya never know who could be in your yard, methed out and drunk at 2 in the morning!!

 
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