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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

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[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

Welfare?

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Food Stamps

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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Welfare?

Food Stamps

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

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[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

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[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

it happens

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and

have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl

announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and

make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had *** before,

so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the

pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an

hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and ***.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to

buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack

because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house

and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my

parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace

and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with

his head down. Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend

leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea

you were this religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a

pharmacist!"

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

lol at the joke

i'm glad it's friday

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Hmmmm, what should I do today.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Hmmmm, what should I do today.

Burn it all down.....

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

what are you wearing?

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

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[joetama 5,000+ posts]

The question should be... "What is Mecha Godzilla wearing?"

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Burn it all down.....

?????