*****es are so much better than regular women. They are way cooler than wives or girlfriends. What we want is just to get a bunch of *****es to have with us. Cause *****es are ****ing awesome! They're always in a good mood. They just dance around in their thongs and their high-heeled shoes, and you get to smoke bongs and play the Xbox all day long! They never seem to mind. *****es never complain. They never tell you to take your feet off the couch. *****es don't ask "Are we gonna go see my mother?" *****es don't even have mothers. I don't know where they make the *****es. Some sort of genetics lab where they do that ***-shake move, where they can just shake that ***. You know the move it's the one only *****es can do. Let's say you got a wife or girlfriend whatever, now your girl she might help you wash the car. But she's not gonna soap herself down in suds and press her tits into the windshield. But *****es will. That's how *****es wash shit. *****es just soap themselves down and press their tits into things. They're always happy, and they won't do it alone. They'll invite a lot of other *****es over to soap their tits up and rub them on your car. Let's say you might like a little champagne from time to time, right? You like a nice glass of champagne and you pour it in a glass. You don't shake it up and shoot it all over your face and your tits. But that's how *****es drink. I don't know they just have a whole different anatomy. And if *****es get in a bad mood, all you gotta do is just turn some rap music up and they just dance more. It's like they can't help themselves.
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