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you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots I mean that is just some ****ED UP SHIT

the Trix rabbit, for example

I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids

I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.

****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor stupid ***** rabbit

"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"

****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.

**** NO that wouldn't fly with me

I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in *****es

and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them *****es and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.

and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?

I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think

"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"

NO.

I'd be thinking

"that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"

another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"

last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast

they show a big *** bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in grapefruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big

not me

I don't even EAT breakfast nomore

I mean, I eat when I get up

but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"

*****, you make my ****ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ****ing money

don't give me that shit.

Back to stupid cereal mascots...

Lucky Charms.

****ING LUCKY CHARMS

Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?

C'mon now, Lucky.

I KNOW your ***** *** has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE

or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those *****es.

"They're after me Lucky Charms!"

....

KILL THEM, *****!

I dunno why I went off on this rant here

it's just always bothered me."

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I'm still lol'ing at this:hilariou:

 
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