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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.

He flicked it on.

"It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates,"

Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said,

"They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

 
what new job is you be doin?
good luck. show'em your blackness, guaranteed a job then.
Riiiight. hahaha. Its me payin myself.

i also thought Ricky Bobby sucked butt.

it was no AnchorMan, i went in w/ too high of hopes i think.
See thats what I thought was gonna happen by people telling me that it was good. ill watch it later I think.

your black, arnt you guranteed my tax money? i mean welfare? heh
racist. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/ban.gif.ce8465566702ef9f72e97e794ed1c86a.gif

he can ALWAYS get a job @ the post office.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
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in the 6th grade i used to fake sick and pull dick
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After a few weeks I'm back on the forums. Looks as if nothing has changed. I just finished final exams last week.

On a side note, I lost about 8,000 dollars if anyone cares.

Yep this winter break is going to ****.

 
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