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[eXplodein]

hey guys, this is one large thread eh?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

hey guys, this is one large thread eh?

yes it is

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

she has to pay. after she promised to cook, and then i have to go to a house filled with college jocks and carry her to my car. she's gonna pay //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

move her somewhere while she is asleep

prop the bed or whatever she is on up on some books and move her under it and leave her there for the night should freak her out when she wakes up

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

move her somewhere while she is asleep

prop the bed or whatever she is on up on some books and move her under it and leave her there for the night should freak her out when she wakes up

hmmm. she is ****ing out cold. just gotta make sure to leave on her side so she doesn't die. that would **** probably

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

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[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

open a bunch of condoms and put lotion in them and put them next to the bed and wake her yelling what the hell did you do last night

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

open a bunch of condoms and put lotion in them and put them next to the bed and wake her yelling what the hell did you do last night

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i'm gonna do that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

poke a hole in one of the condoms so some of the lotion comes out as well should help withit

at 7am run in the room yelling fire

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

****ing quick reply is so slow

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

lol i'm gonna have to take notes

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

only other thing i could think of is something ive done and may require minor surgery if done right

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i should take some white elmers glue and stick them to her face and shit

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

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[benvaldi88 10+ year member]

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