I was approached by a rather large female and her skinny friend. First thing I noticed was the outfit the large girl was wearing. They came up said hi , and wanted to know if they could sit with me . I said sure why not, as I was on my third pitcher. They started talking , but I couldn't stop thinking about the big girls outfit . It looked as if she got dressed with help of heavy machinery and lots of lubrication. The girl had more rolls than a french bakery. And every one of them was in plane nylon covered site eewwww . I wasn't paying much attention to what they were saying. But the large one asked me something and I just cuaght the tail end of it and said yeah. She smiled. I asked if I could ask her a question. She said sure . " Do you have mirrors in your house ? " She giggled and said yeah. Then I asked if the light in the closet was burnt out ? She giggled and said no . " So you knowingly walked out of the house with that outfit on ? " oops struck a nerve there