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[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

mhhhhmmmm im going to get some pancakes, bacon and eggs when i get off. Im a fatty i love breakfast after work...

ive got 1 1/2 hours left but i think im leaving early:naughty: ..do you always go to the diner after youre done working?...and you still burn dont you?

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

wow its gonna take some getting used to looking at jack as jim j

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

i grew up in washington state in seattle tacoma..this farm country shit sucks

Hey, me too. Born in Seattle, lived in Tacoma for a couple years and then came to Cali. Still have relatives in WA so I go back every couple years. The scenery is awesome and it's nice actually breathing fresh air there. However, it rains too much and everyone is really pale.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

whos uncle ruckus?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

That didnt really happen did it? wow.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

dunno, I thought it was funny though.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

That would be cool if it did happen.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, that would be interesting.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

you are such an immature piece of sh*t...and your supposed to be a mod:laughne day maybe ill be lucky enough to run into you in person:naughty:

And what makes you think I'm immature? because I'm not your biggest fan? And who says im still a mod? Perhaps you will be lucky enough to meet me one day. Not like I have anything to worry about. (see i can be e-tough also)

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

When vampire girls are on their periods, do their twats gush blood more?

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

I think fish are very emo. That's why the ocean is full of salty water.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

whos uncle ruckus?

you have to watch the boondocks to understand.....

EVERYONE MUST WATCH IT ON SUNDAY ****IT...the funniest show ever created hands down

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

I think fish are very emo. That's why the ocean is full of salty water.

makes sense