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[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

I hate my job, which is why I waste my days here hiding out in my house talking to you wh0res.. I need a new job that pays what I make now.. Even less, as long as it's something I like to do..

Does that mean that if you found a fun job you'd never hang out with us? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[cyantist 10+ year member]

Does that mean that if you found a fun job you'd never hang out with us? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

nevAr!!!!111!one!1one11

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

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[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

the video card *** says he issued a refund but i dont see a refund //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

just came home to a massive PE box on my doorstep

pimp and/or holla

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

i really need to buy something on ebay

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

im buying a cd7k tonite

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

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[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

I've had my HT system playing CD's non-stop all day today...... the constant music has really lifted my spirits.

Music heals //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

+ presicion ports = beastly shop system

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I was riding home from school today on my bus from an early class, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming.

I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A man, sitting next to a woman on a jet, suddenly sneezes. Unexpectedly, he unzips his pants and wipes the end of his penis off with his handkerchief. He then zips up and continues reading his magazine.

The woman cannot believe what she just saw.

Then he sneezes again, unzips, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief. The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude."

He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze."

The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, with sympathy, "Oh you poor man, what,are you taking for it?"

"Pepper," he replies.

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

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[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

what should i buy for 20 bux on ebay?

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

some wire