THE Thread

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

im gonna go pass out good day sir

ill send your mom home when shes done polishing

 

[bumpin_blazer 5,000+ posts]

MILF's are nice i'll agree. my friends mom was definetly one and after he left for college she got all like "hey adam since david can't mow the lawn anymore would you like to i'll pay you." i had the most perverted response to that but i held off lol. mainly b/c his dad owns almost any gun you can think of.

 

[GemaRastem 10+ year member]

**** women

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

**** women

That would be one use for them, yes...

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Goodbye internets.

For now.

nG

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

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"****** Underpants"?

 

[bumpin_blazer 5,000+ posts]

i should get off here but i have to catch up with the post whoring that exists in here

 

[GemaRastem 10+ year member]

I should get off here, I tried that post whoring thing for a week, but I'm too lazy to type replies. Just sit and read

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Dominican Republic > Puerto Rico //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

arent you puerto rican?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Japan shouldve won Miss Universe //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I didnt see it.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

my uncle is sorta that way. didn't lose his eye but went blind after my mom stabbed him in the eye with a stick lol. she claims to have not done it on purpose but she was running away from her cousin when my uncle somehow tripped and got stabbed in de eye.
if it makes you feel better i am living proof for why not to jump on a bed. slipped off and bit the wall, put a 1/4" deep gash into the window sill of the old house in LA. now if that doesnt make you feel any better noah and devillian are living proof that if you don't use condom's you'll end up regretting it.

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[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

You didn't miss much, Hero.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Not cosmetically, no. I don't wear an eyepatch or anything....but my right eye is fake, yes. Been that way since I was 7. I'm on my fourth prosthesis currently and it will need to be replaced soonish.
I am walking, talking, living, breathing proof as to why little boys should listen to their mothers when they are told not to throw sticks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

I just got, well not I, but we got our dads eye back. His was complete glass. Same thing tho, a stick. supposedly. theres 3 different stories.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Corey catching up in the thread huh? Guaranteed **** for me tomorrow night //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif