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[alove_85 10+ year member]

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Morning

 

[Eldorado 5,000+ posts]

back from the depot

agent orange

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

did you get in another fight? at depot.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Listening to a better classic rock station than I have here locally streaming live on the interweb FTW //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[alove_85 10+ year member]

Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant

Right click.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

well i just woke up

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

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[alove_85 10+ year member]

Ok, I need some help. This is what it happening:

my roommate is out with some friends and they'll be back any minute so I need your help.

Here's some background:

See, I vonunteer on my sister's softball team (I'm 20, they're 15).

So, I met this girl, her name is Alison, and we're going out for awhile. We have alot in comming, and sometimes I help her with her homework.

I helped her on her english paper and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick.

Anyways, so she came over like an hour ago, and I really want to lose my virginity, so I ask her to have *** with me. "No, no I can't, but I told her don't worry, I know what

I'm doing, I'll be done in like 10 seconds, plus I'll give you two n64 games if you say yes. So I gave her diddy king racing, and ken griffy jr baseball, and then she goes to my room.

She was a bit confused and scared. Then I think to myself....yo, I need lube right? I heard somewhere that if you don't lube her up it won't fit in?!?! Ok, so I have no lube, but I really want to lose my virginity, so I grad some butter from the fridge, and it's cold as ****, but won't melt. So, I microwaved it for 8 minutes, then poured it on her cooter, and now she's saying I burnt her.

I don't know what to do! My roommate is going to be back any minute and she's crying on the bathroom floor. Please help, you guy's are really smart, so help quick!

Any idea how to shut her up? Should I give her another n64 game?

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cantRight click.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Too funny!

my food just showed up.

Be back later //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Ok, I need some help. This is what it happening:
my roommate is out with some friends and they'll be back any minute so I need your help.

Here's some background:

See, I vonunteer on my sister's softball team (I'm 20, they're 15).

So, I met this girl, her name is Alison, and we're going out for awhile. We have alot in comming, and sometimes I help her with her homework.

I helped her on her english paper and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick.

Anyways, so she came over like an hour ago, and I really want to lose my virginity, so I ask her to have *** with me. "No, no I can't, but I told her don't worry, I know what

I'm doing, I'll be done in like 10 seconds, plus I'll give you two n64 games if you say yes. So I gave her diddy king racing, and ken griffy jr baseball, and then she goes to my room.

She was a bit confused and scared. Then I think to myself....yo, I need lube right? I heard somewhere that if you don't lube her up it won't fit in?!?! Ok, so I have no lube, but I really want to lose my virginity, so I grad some butter from the fridge, and it's cold as ****, but won't melt. So, I microwaved it for 8 minutes, then poured it on her cooter, and now she's saying I burnt her.

I don't know what to do! My roommate is going to be back any minute and she's crying on the bathroom floor. Please help, you guy's are really smart, so help quick!

Any idea how to shut her up? Should I give her another n64 game?

I remember that thread.

 

[alove_85 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif I thought it was funny

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Ok, I need some help. This is what it happening:
my roommate is out with some friends and they'll be back any minute so I need your help.

Here's some background:

See, I vonunteer on my sister's softball team (I'm 20, they're 15).

So, I met this girl, her name is Alison, and we're going out for awhile. We have alot in comming, and sometimes I help her with her homework.

I helped her on her english paper and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick.

Anyways, so she came over like an hour ago, and I really want to lose my virginity, so I ask her to have *** with me. "No, no I can't, but I told her don't worry, I know what

I'm doing, I'll be done in like 10 seconds, plus I'll give you two n64 games if you say yes. So I gave her diddy king racing, and ken griffy jr baseball, and then she goes to my room.

She was a bit confused and scared. Then I think to myself....yo, I need lube right? I heard somewhere that if you don't lube her up it won't fit in?!?! Ok, so I have no lube, but I really want to lose my virginity, so I grad some butter from the fridge, and it's cold as ****, but won't melt. So, I microwaved it for 8 minutes, then poured it on her cooter, and now she's saying I burnt her.

I don't know what to do! My roommate is going to be back any minute and she's crying on the bathroom floor. Please help, you guy's are really smart, so help quick!

Any idea how to shut her up? Should I give her another n64 game?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Ok, I need some help. This is what it happening:
my roommate is out with some friends and they'll be back any minute so I need your help.

Here's some background:

See, I vonunteer on my sister's softball team (I'm 20, they're 15).

So, I met this girl, her name is Alison, and we're going out for awhile. We have alot in comming, and sometimes I help her with her homework.

I helped her on her english paper and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick.

Anyways, so she came over like an hour ago, and I really want to lose my virginity, so I ask her to have *** with me. "No, no I can't, but I told her don't worry, I know what

I'm doing, I'll be done in like 10 seconds, plus I'll give you two n64 games if you say yes. So I gave her diddy king racing, and ken griffy jr baseball, and then she goes to my room.

She was a bit confused and scared. Then I think to myself....yo, I need lube right? I heard somewhere that if you don't lube her up it won't fit in?!?! Ok, so I have no lube, but I really want to lose my virginity, so I grad some butter from the fridge, and it's cold as ****, but won't melt. So, I microwaved it for 8 minutes, then poured it on her cooter, and now she's saying I burnt her.

I don't know what to do! My roommate is going to be back any minute and she's crying on the bathroom floor. Please help, you guy's are really smart, so help quick!

Any idea how to shut her up? Should I give her another n64 game?

lol

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

according to jaws: revenge.....Sharks growl like dinosaurs.

 

[alove_85 10+ year member]

interesting