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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

In high school, we were in bio class. Teacher was talking about how semen was composed mostly of sugar and some girl raised her hand and asked, "Then why does it taste so salty?" Fukin greatest moment ever.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif slore.

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

In high school, we were in bio class. Teacher was talking about how semen was composed mostly of sugar and some girl raised her hand and asked, "Then why does it taste so salty?" Fukin greatest moment ever.

OMG thats great, I bet the whole class fuckin laughed at her *** for a while.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

In high school, we were in bio class. Teacher was talking about how semen was composed mostly of sugar and some girl raised her hand and asked, "Then why does it taste so salty?" Fukin greatest moment ever.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif x 999999999+1
edit: Was she hot?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I also noted that the force is a little greater when it happens.

So you get those **** star CSs. Or maybe you have been drinking too much pineapple juice.

Allstar, they love catchin it in their mouth cuz they are also slores.

One girl told me she swallows because its not polite to spit. She is hilarious, everything she says is crazy.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

In high school, we were in bio class. Teacher was talking about how semen was composed mostly of sugar and some girl raised her hand and asked, "Then why does it taste so salty?" Fukin greatest moment ever.

Shit I would go be friends with that girl then....

 

[twistedtrik 10+ year member]

This conversation reminds me of a buddy of mine that got a "snowball" from his girlfriend in HS. Funny shit.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Slores are always willing to take it in the mouth. Whuts, however, always want it in the butt //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

This conversation reminds me of a buddy of mine that got a "snowball" from his girlfriend in HS. Funny shit.

Snowball?

 

[twistedtrik 10+ year member]

So you get those **** star CSs. Or maybe you have been drinking too much pineapple juice.

Allstar, they love catchin it in their mouth cuz they are also slores.

One girl told me she swallows because its not polite to spit. She is hilarious, everything she says is crazy.

I hate pineapple juice LOL. Seriously, it is noticeable in that aspect.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

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edit: Was she hot?

Hmm, she was one of those skanky stupid white chicks. I'd still hit it. Well, maybe not, not after all those other guys.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

This conversation reminds me of a buddy of mine that got a "snowball" from his girlfriend in HS. Funny shit.

Holy shit dude are you serious?

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

See this is where I was confused. I was thinking that it just cuts off sperm, but in some of the descriptions I have read(long time ago) they described it funny.

LOL at a puff of air coming out.

When old people bust, powder comes out //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

When old people bust, powder comes out //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

Whats even worse is how you may know that. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif



I know how you love old people.

 

And they love you back...

 

[twistedtrik 10+ year member]

Snowball= You drop the load in her mouth, it pisses her off, she comes up to kiss you and spits said load into your mouth. Bit ch was PISSED! LOL

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Me: Mike jooonnneessss

Mom: who?

Me: mike jooonnneeeeeeessssss

Mom: who is mike jones?

Me: mike jooonneeeeesssss!

Mom: get away from me boy.

couple minutes later

Me:mike joooonnneeeess

Me:mike joooonnneeeess

Me:mike joooonnneeeess

Me:mike joooonnneeeess

Grandma: who the heck is mike jones?

Me: mike jooooonnees!

Grandma: *hits me*