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Im back, yeah Im fighting a war kinda.....

I have to thank CA.com and SSA for keeping me occupied during my down time. Also for keeping me updated on all the shit going on in the states. group hug

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10 facts about Rod Smith

-rod smith's tears can cure cancer. too bad he has never cried.

-when rod smith was born, he already had his sweet looking goatee. it was so innately thick and manly that it could catch footballs in itself and in fact had the best "hands" in the nfl. however, the nfl, seeing this as unfair, later required faceguards to be put on all helmets, not to prevent injury, but to prevent rod smith from dominating the league.

-it is said that rod smith sold his soul to the devil for his manly goatee and the ability to run quick and precise routes. shortly after the transaction was finalized, rod threw down a double move and freaked out the devil so bad that the devil was crippled, thus allowing rod to take his soul back. the devil, who appreciates irony, couldnt stay mad and admitted that he should have seen it coming. they now go bowling together every other wednesday.

-rod smith once ran a route so fast that he broke the speed of light, causing himself to go back in time and bump into amelia earheart, causing her to lose control and crash her plane while she was flying over the pacific ocean.

-rod smith built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. as oswald shot, rod deflected all three bullets with his goatee. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-rod smith is not endowed like a horse. horses are endowed like rod smith.

-to prove that it isnt a big deal to beat cancer, rod smith smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer, only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. beat that, lance armstrong.

-rod smith lost his virginity before his dad did.

-rod smith was the fourth wiseman. he brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard." Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious favoritism, used their combined influence to have rod omitted from the Bible.

-the chief export of rod smith is pain.

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