Jim/Elias might remember when I told the story about my buddy who drives like an idiot, is thinking about a radar detector, etc ... I told it in the IHOP a couple weeks ago.
Anyway, he really is stupid. We were in Subway, and all of a sudden he yells out "SKEEEEEEEEET" and starts waving his hand in front of his face like he's a member of G-Unit. He's East Indian, so he's kind of mocha ... but he figures he's the blackest thing since a black crayon. An African American (God forbid I say black) chick stood up from the booth she was sitting at, walked over, and clocked him right in the mouth. Dude looked like such a dumbass. I can't even bring the idiot out in public.