I cantbelieve I keep forgetting normal everyday stuff like that. its so sad.a fast food chain.
So, one day... a girl was sick & her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better.
He brought some soup, brownies, & a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach...he makes the soup & sets everything on a table next to her & pops in the tape...
She eats the soup & watches video... her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend. So he leaves & she breaks out the brownies...
She finishes them right as video tape was over...right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blowjob from her best friend and she spits his *** into the bowl of brownie mix.. and he looks at the camera and say "You've just been dumped"
..@ work we sell 2.5gl jugs of liquid chlorine. You get a punch card, and recieve a punch for EACH jug puchased. She got 4, handed me her 4 CARDS. Wants me to combine them. If you buy 12, you recieve a REFILL for free, not a jug.
All of her punches equalled for a FREE REFILL. She wanted a jug - I said no. We argued for a while. She demands that I GIVE her a free jug. I gave her the free refill, but she labels me a RACISTS.
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