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I found a nice list of insults to share, because sharing is caring..
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Tell us -- were you born such a retarded shithead, or were you originally a slug who managed to rise to such prominence?
You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of *** was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper
You are to mankind what a gelatinous mass of camel vomit is to gourmet foods.
You're so annoying that I just want to tear your ears off and shove 'em up your anus so that you can hear me kick your ***.
Your wife is like a brick; flat on both sides, dirty, and gets layed by Mexicans.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, a ferment, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt.
Your life is a monument to stupidity. I can't believe that shitty website is still online, but like your mother's herpes, it keeps coming back.
Do me a favor and mistake a shotgun for your fathers penis and stick it down your throat.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit.
You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you.
Can I borrow your face for a few days? My *** is going on holiday.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you.
She was such a ****-**** that she looked as if she could **** the color out of a marble.
See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded, bigoted *******.
He is YOUR god, they are YOUR rules, So YOU burn in hell.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer on the lips than be seen with you.
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech.
Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces.
You're so dumb, when you were born your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.
Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ***, you know he's full of shit.
I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.
With your last statement and current appearance you have just answered the question of--"Did the white man ever **** the Buffalo"!
If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life imbecile known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function you posess
I'm sorry, are you still flapping your man-pleaser, no one wants to hear your ****-holster, so just shut up.
They really ruined a perfect rectum when they put teeth in your mouth!
Do us all a favor, and please shut that gaping, tartar-encrusted penis receptacle that you call a mouth; you are a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society.
To call you an ****wit would not only be a waste of precious breath, but also an insult to ****wits worldwide.
Had you, perchance, been the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.
You're a miserable failure. A waste of human flesh. Why don't you do the world a favor and blow your brains out.
I hope you never have children. It would truly be a shame if you infected this world with your poisoned seed.
You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed.
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
You're pathetic. Don't believe me? Ask your wife, she might tell you since she probably tells her friends what a dipshit you are
You are a pathetic scumbag. Your parents were scum and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.
Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dick.
Congratulations douche-bag, you've just made history as the biggest douche in the universe!
I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.
Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? Or are you just completely oblivious to reality.
You're a bottom-feeder loser who feeds off the scraps that the roaches won't even touch.
Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.
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Tell us -- were you born such a retarded shithead, or were you originally a slug who managed to rise to such prominence?
You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of *** was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper
You are to mankind what a gelatinous mass of camel vomit is to gourmet foods.
You're so annoying that I just want to tear your ears off and shove 'em up your anus so that you can hear me kick your ***.
Your wife is like a brick; flat on both sides, dirty, and gets layed by Mexicans.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, a ferment, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt.
Your life is a monument to stupidity. I can't believe that shitty website is still online, but like your mother's herpes, it keeps coming back.
Do me a favor and mistake a shotgun for your fathers penis and stick it down your throat.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit.
You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you.
Can I borrow your face for a few days? My *** is going on holiday.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you.
She was such a ****-**** that she looked as if she could **** the color out of a marble.
See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded, bigoted *******.
He is YOUR god, they are YOUR rules, So YOU burn in hell.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer on the lips than be seen with you.
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech.
Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces.
You're so dumb, when you were born your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.
Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ***, you know he's full of shit.
I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.
With your last statement and current appearance you have just answered the question of--"Did the white man ever **** the Buffalo"!
If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life imbecile known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function you posess
I'm sorry, are you still flapping your man-pleaser, no one wants to hear your ****-holster, so just shut up.
They really ruined a perfect rectum when they put teeth in your mouth!
Do us all a favor, and please shut that gaping, tartar-encrusted penis receptacle that you call a mouth; you are a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society.
To call you an ****wit would not only be a waste of precious breath, but also an insult to ****wits worldwide.
Had you, perchance, been the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.
You're a miserable failure. A waste of human flesh. Why don't you do the world a favor and blow your brains out.
I hope you never have children. It would truly be a shame if you infected this world with your poisoned seed.
You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed.
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
You're pathetic. Don't believe me? Ask your wife, she might tell you since she probably tells her friends what a dipshit you are
You are a pathetic scumbag. Your parents were scum and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.
Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dick.
Congratulations douche-bag, you've just made history as the biggest douche in the universe!
I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.
Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? Or are you just completely oblivious to reality.
You're a bottom-feeder loser who feeds off the scraps that the roaches won't even touch.
Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.
Heres some nice sarcastic ones.
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A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
How can you love nature, when it did that to you?
Hey, don't you need a licence to be that ugly?
Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own.
Don't thank me for insulting you; it was a pleasure.
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ***.
He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
Hey, I remember you when you only had the one stomach.
You don't sweat much for such a fat guy.
Her mouth is dirtier than a rubber toilet seat.
I bet you get bullied a lot.
I can tell that you are lying; your lips are moving.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself?
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ***.
If I want shit from you, I'll squeeze your head.
If *** were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head.
If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder…it would be an apocalypse!
If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a ****.
People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
She's the first in her family born without tail.
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A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
How can you love nature, when it did that to you?
Hey, don't you need a licence to be that ugly?
Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own.
Don't thank me for insulting you; it was a pleasure.
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ***.
He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
Hey, I remember you when you only had the one stomach.
You don't sweat much for such a fat guy.
Her mouth is dirtier than a rubber toilet seat.
I bet you get bullied a lot.
I can tell that you are lying; your lips are moving.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself?
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ***.
If I want shit from you, I'll squeeze your head.
If *** were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head.
If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder…it would be an apocalypse!
If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a ****.
People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
She's the first in her family born without tail.
Some more-
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There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.
You grow on people, but so does cancer.
You have a nasty speech impediment…your foot.
You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.
You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
You are not even beneath my contempt.
Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
I like dogs too. Let's exchange recipes.
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
I wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
You look like shit. Is that the style now?
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Gene Police!!! Get out of the pool!! You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
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There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.
You grow on people, but so does cancer.
You have a nasty speech impediment…your foot.
You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.
You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
You are not even beneath my contempt.
Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
I like dogs too. Let's exchange recipes.
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
I wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
You look like shit. Is that the style now?
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Gene Police!!! Get out of the pool!! You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
I own page 1784 -woot-
alove_85
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congrats....i guess
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
How much crap does a guy gotta post to get to the top of the next page!?.
I mean really??...
Screw it, I give up...
WTF!!?? why is my user name high lighted in blue, is someone jacking off to my profile?..again.
whor3
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