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[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

hello

tom must be at chipoltle

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

mmm chipolte

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

Hi

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Tom is a fatty, he's almost deffinately at Chipototleotle.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

So this guy takes his rottweiler to the vet.

GUY: My dogs crosseyed, anything you can do for him?

VET: Well, lets have a look-see.

*picks dog up, examines eyes and teeth*

VET: I'm going to have to put him down.

GUY: *with tears in eyes and angry voice* WTF? Is being crosseyed dangerous? Maybe doctors around the world should start murding retarded kids/animals because they're a nuisance?!?!?!?!

*vet is shocked by the mans rage, then lashes out his own rant*

VET: NO *******! YOUR FUCKING DOG IS HEAVY!!!

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

har

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

uhhhhh

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

motion to subtract 10 from dbfan's post count.

x2

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

I am about to go jump in the pool

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A teacher is going over the rules and exceptions for missing a test for class.

"You may only miss a test in the class if you have a doctors note, a family emergency, or if you have a other immediate emergency."

One of the students asks, "What if we are too tired from, well...'****** exhaustion' ?"

The teacher smiles for a second and says, "Well, I guess your going to have to write with your other hand."

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

zing!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Why isn't there a Disney World in China?

Because nobody's tall enough to ride any of the rides.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=154389

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[azbass 5,000+ posts]

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=153330

i think i would dance too