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[joetama 5,000+ posts]

LAWL at the KFC one...

 

[negativezeroz 5,000+ posts]

Joke

Eddie wanted desperately to have *** with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have *** with you..." The girl looked at him, then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.... so she called him and explained the situation. Her Boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,

"The bastard had all quarters!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

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That is a good lesson...

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

i lol'd haha

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I'd be at 11k right now if that deerfeg thread didnt get deleted

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Haha...great joke

and poo on you dawson

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

I'd be at 11k right now if that deerfeg thread didnt get deleted
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PWNT...

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

what a bunch of losers

 

[negativezeroz 5,000+ posts]

Joke

 

A woman is taking a shower and the husband comes in the room. She gets out of the shower and he gets in. She wraps her towel around her and is lotioning up her legs, when the doorbell rings..

She goes downstairs to answer the door...and it's Bob from next door..

"Hey Bob, what's going on?"

"Is your husband home?"

"Yeah, he's in the shower."

Bob looks her up and down repeatedly and says, "Hey, I'll give you 800 dollars cash right now to drop that towel for 5 seconds." The wife is like, Hell NO!! He says..c'mon just do it.. The wife looks around for a bit...and says, Ok, whatever.. Drops the towel..and stands there ***** for a few seconds.. Bob hands her the 800 bucks.. and says "Thanks" and walks away.

The wife thinks nothing about it...goes back upstairs..continues to lotion.

The Husband says "Hey honey, who was at the door?"

"It was Bob, from next door."

Husband says "Oh cool, did he have that 800 bucks he owes me?"

 

[negativezeroz 5,000+ posts]

Girls dig Double Deez, too.

Alpine IVA-310 DVD, Digital Designs M2A amplifiers, Digital Designs speakers, Digital Designs tweeters; Rockford Fosgate distribution block; Clifford alarm system with hood pin switch

 

 

Fu(king sick. I especially love the staggered fitment on AWD.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

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[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

No more CT for me

I don't wanna get banned anymore

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

i've raised a fuss in the backroom, but no one seems to care syko. sorry