THE Thread

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Heavy = good. Light = junx.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

x2

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

expecting 8" of snow tonight //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "Well, my grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business!"

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Little Mary and her mother are at the zoo. Mary sees two monkeys mating and points to them and says "mommy, what are those gorillas doing?"

Mom thinks for a minute and says "um... they're frying fish honey" so then they go into the zoo a little more, and then Mary sees two pandas mating and asks "mommy, what are those pandas doing?"

Mom says "they're frying fish honey, remember what we saw with the monkeys?" Later on that evening when they get home, Mom and Dad disappear into their bedroom for a little bit. When mom comes back down, Mary asks "mommy, what were you and daddy doing in there?" mom says "we were frying fish honey." Mary says "well, you still have some tartar sauce on your lip."

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

seems weird

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A man escapes from prison were he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house looking for some money and weapons; instead he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her and kisses her neck then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there the husband tells his wife, "Listen honey, this guy's an escaped convict. Look at his clothes. He's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants ***, don't resist, don't complain... just do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you." His wife said, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear that he's gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too."

 

[NebBlackshirts 10+ year member]

Little Mary and her mother are at the zoo. Mary sees two monkeys mating and points to them and says "mommy, what are those gorillas doing?" Mom thinks for a minute and says "um... they're frying fish honey" so then they go into the zoo a little more, and then Mary sees two pandas mating and asks "mommy, what are those pandas doing?"

Mom says "they're frying fish honey, remember what we saw with the monkeys?" Later on that evening when they get home, Mom and Dad disappear into their bedroom for a little bit. When mom comes back down, Mary asks "mommy, what were you and daddy doing in there?" mom says "we were frying fish honey." Mary says "well, you still have some tartar sauce on your lip."

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[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Dre. That's teh silly.

 

[NebBlackshirts 10+ year member]

A man escapes from prison were he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house looking for some money and weapons; instead he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her and kisses her neck then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there the husband tells his wife, "Listen honey, this guy's an escaped convict. Look at his clothes. He's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants ***, don't resist, don't complain... just do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you." His wife said, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear that he's gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too."

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thats good

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Night peeps //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/bigwave.gif.16324171cad2db62cf4f16568b038478.gif

 

[NebBlackshirts 10+ year member]

g'night //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wave.gif.002382ce7d7c19757ab945cc69819de1.gif

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

nite pimp

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I just blew my nose and I farted. t'was heaven.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif