The story of a lifetime

[ewadz3006 10+ year member]

Waiting to hear on the richmond news of a couple of 19 yr old kids wrapped up in adouble or triple murder *******.

 

[momax_powers 10+ year member]

For fux sakes murph get some red bull and finish the caulksukin motherfuqin story already

Better yet youtube this shyt and ull b done in 5 minutes

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

For fux sakes murph get some red bull and finish the caulksukin motherfuqin story already
Better yet youtube this shyt and ull b done in 5 minutes

You gotta give him more time to make more bullshit up.

 

[TaylorFade 10+ year member]

Lol at people not believing this story. This shit wouldn't een make my top 100.

"and then I downed 15 natty's and then I said, shiiiit and then I took 12 shots and then she's like ******* in yo face and then I'm all you goota go but she starts rubbin onme **** and I was all well my buddy but she was like eff hiim and I'm all ok and the she's like my stomach hurts because of my tumor and I'm all I need to help her but my buddy is like shine on dude I'm in love with here but I'm like whatevs so i smoked some more and drank like 24 more beers and this chick is like are you an alcoholic or something because my boyfirend beats me and I have cancer and I'm like wha and she's all yeah and my good friend wanted go see her at Dillard's but I was at the Food Lion asking a homeless dude to buy me beer and then I drank like 16 more beers and layed a wicked peel out in front of the cops and they didn't do nothing cause they was chasin these others dudes after Sarah flashed her vag and then I was like whoa and she's all rubbin my flaccid d and she took my v card and I did some molly and when we got to my buddy's house we were all finger bangin each other and she's like make babies in my butt and I'm like that's crazy and she's like no but I want butt babies but I'm like wahta about your diabetic tumor and she's all my it'll be ok because my mom said if I have butt babies then they won't get my tumor and I wanted to help her so I tried to give her butt babies but I coulnd't get my d up because I had a beer bong of a fifth of maddog so I just finger banged her butt and spit on her when I was finished and then my friend walked in and said hey I wanted to give her butt babies and I felt liek I had thrown my firnd under the bus because he is in love with her tumors and stomachaches and I gave mysef a stomacheache because I felt so bad so after I smoked some more I went to the emergency room and they were like hey you're that tumor girl's boyfriend and I was all no way I ain't having butt babies with her and they were like wtf you talking about and I was like oh i dunno because I'm all mollied and nattied up so they were like well you don't have a tumor but you do have aids."

Stay tuned for part 74...

 

[av83 10+ year member]

lol at people not believing this story. This shit wouldn't een make my top 100.
"and then i downed 15 natty's and then i said, shiiiit and then i took 12 shots and then she's like ******* in yo face and then i'm all you goota go but she starts rubbin onme **** and i was all well my buddy but she was like eff hiim and i'm all ok and the she's like my stomach hurts because of my tumor and i'm all i need to help her but my buddy is like shine on dude i'm in love with here but i'm like whatevs so i smoked some more and drank like 24 more beers and this chick is like are you an alcoholic or something because my boyfirend beats me and i have cancer and i'm like wha and she's all yeah and my good friend wanted go see her at dillard's but i was at the food lion asking a homeless dude to buy me beer and then i drank like 16 more beers and layed a wicked peel out in front of the cops and they didn't do nothing cause they was chasin these others dudes after sarah flashed her vag and then i was like whoa and she's all rubbin my flaccid d and she took my v card and i did some molly and when we got to my buddy's house we were all finger bangin each other and she's like make babies in my butt and i'm like that's crazy and she's like no but i want butt babies but i'm like wahta about your diabetic tumor and she's all my it'll be ok because my mom said if i have butt babies then they won't get my tumor and i wanted to help her so i tried to give her butt babies but i coulnd't get my d up because i had a beer bong of a fifth of maddog so i just finger banged her butt and spit on her when i was finished and then my friend walked in and said hey i wanted to give her butt babies and i felt liek i had thrown my firnd under the bus because he is in love with her tumors and stomachaches and i gave mysef a stomacheache because i felt so bad so after i smoked some more i went to the emergency room and they were like hey you're that tumor girl's boyfriend and i was all no way i ain't having butt babies with her and they were like wtf you talking about and i was like oh i dunno because i'm all mollied and nattied up so they were like well you don't have a tumor but you do have aids."

stay tuned for part 74...

lmmfao!

 

[blobb454 10+ year member]

Lmfao @av83; that is fuggin funny!

 

[ewadz3006 10+ year member]

dudes in jail or morge. or laughing at everybody.

 

[RoYALbLUE08 10+ year member]

****** fat lying piece a ****. hes busy making up the story as days pass. this is the most bullshit I ever heard in my entire life and that picture is probably some broad he found from his facebook friends. he really hit that raw? yeah he definitely just got aids, most likely chlamydia and gonorrhea too...

 

[Slobalt7]

Interesting read, definitely not as good as streetsweeper diaries from a few years ago.

 

[murph 10+ year member]

I'm alive people. Hungover like a mofo ill have the rest up tonight. Be there or be somewhere else.

 

[T.I.K]

O Fuck, he's alive

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@NASTY08IMPALA is a punk bitch faggot

 

[NASTY08IMPALA 5,000+ posts]

[quote name='T.I.K']O Fuck, he's alive

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@NASTY08IMPALA is a punk bitch faggot[/QUOTE]
fvck u wtf did i do to *****

 

[NASTY08IMPALA 5,000+ posts]

i havent even ever spoken to u hom.o

 

[urmomsmin3 10+ year member]

this is interesting..lol got ur self a stage 7 clinger bro grab your 38 slap the **** out her *** haha jk

 

[T.I.K]

fvck u wtf did i do to *****

It doesn't fucking matter. Fuck You.