The Official "What do you do after you wack it" Thread

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

whenever im done working the crankshaft the fishes usually be lookin at me funny... cuz there in my room

if *** started poring in my fish tank i'd look at you funny too

 

[dleccord 5,000+ posts]

Lolmonds

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

I go home from work.

 

[DJGTSR 10+ year member]

if *** sorted poring in my fish tank i'd look at you funny too

put the semen in the tank and the fish will try to eat it.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

I tell your mom to go wash her face.

u are a moron..........//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif no wonder u never get

laid

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

Eating my semen=clean-up

 

[Ape 10+ year member]

I usually make sure that everyone is out of the girls change room, than I get back to class.

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

Make sure I swallow.

 

[DJGTSR 10+ year member]

u are a moron..........//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif no wonder u never getlaid

LOL take it easy it was a joke.

And im married, I get laid quite a lot.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

look at myself in the mirror and tell me how awesome i am

 

[ProjectPat06 10+ year member]

Smell it then when I leave put it on the door knob of my schools bathroom door and bring some to class to rub on my friends neck hehe

 

[ANTHRAX_4_SALE 10+ year member]

i put it on my sister's wash cloth before she takes a shower

 

[duckfart 10+ year member]

Sell the semen on ebay

 

[Loudrango112 10+ year member]

I clean off my dogs face //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

no but seriously normally I just go to sleep

 

[Good*Bad*Ugly 10+ year member]

LOL take it easy it was a joke.
And im married, I get laid quite a lot.

You still call it getting laid when your marriend? Do you still give your friends high five and yell "I got some last night!"???