The Official IM BORED AS HELL thread

[mast240 10+ year member]

smoke a joint and it'll all come to you

wish i could bro... god dam govt job!!!! lol... but aint nowhere else that will pay me NEARLY what they pay me, haha

 

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

i got a case of the faps

Dont you hate it when you fap and your mom walks in the room so you close the tab and forget that you were looking at pictures of your 14 year old sisters birthday party on facebook?

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

Dont you hate it when you fap and your mom walks in the room so you close the tab and forget that you were looking at pictures of your 14 year old sisters birthday party on facebook?

occasionally it'll happen. speak from experience???

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Dont you hate it when you fap and your mom walks in the room so you close the tab and forget that you were looking at pictures of your 14 year old sisters birthday party on facebook?

how about when your girl is giving you head in her bedroom and her mom walks in. yes this happened to me when my wife and i were dateing

 

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

occasionally it'll happen. speak from experience???

hahaha i heard that somewhere

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

how about when your girl is giving you head in her bedroom and her mom walks in. yes this happened to me when my wife and i were dateing

got you beat bro.....

when me and my now wife started dating... it was the first night i stayed at her house... well, we ended up falling asleep on the couch, ***** of course... and her dad decides to wake us up to say whats up (he had a key)... o... and that was the first time i'd ever met the guy... buck *** *****, haha

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

got you beat bro.....
when me and my now wife started dating... it was the first night i stayed at her house... well, we ended up falling asleep on the couch, ***** of course... and her dad decides to wake us up to say whats up (he had a key)... o... and that was the first time i'd ever met the guy... buck *** *****, haha

me and my girl started dating and we fell asleep (same scenario, buck *****) in her bed. she lived with her aunt at the time and her aunt would check all the rooms when she would leave for work. she would leave at 5am everyday. well she walked in to tell my girl something, whispered it to her, well to her surprise she whispered it to me, and it scared the **** outta me. apparently it scared the crap out of her too cause she screamed, woke everyone up and was an interesting meeting between her aunt and i. still makes us laugh every now and then when we go over there

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

lol... well what threw me off, was, this being the first time i met my future father in law.... he wasnt even thrown off about the situation... just introduced himself, and was like "hows it goin" hahaha.... i didint know what to think

 

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

lol... well what threw me off, was, this being the first time i met my future father in law.... he wasnt even thrown off about the situation... just introduced himself, and was like "hows it goin" hahaha.... i didint know what to think

think about how lucky you are that he is a cool guy

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

think about how lucky you are that he is a cool guy

yea.. he's cool as hell bro... HIGHLY decorated vietnam vet... but he has treated me like his own son since day one.... guess i'm lucky

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

bringing this thread back... just cuz, well... i'm bored as hell!

 

[Chris Bell 10+ year member]

wish i could bro... god dam govt job!!!! lol... but aint nowhere else that will pay me NEARLY what they pay me, haha

No s*** i transfered departments last january and after 6 months training got my license when its time to get a big raise they throw this you gotta pass a back ground check and whiz quiz before you get more money not worried about the back ground but **** ive never drank so much water in my life as i have the last couple days fingers crossed

 

[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

No s*** i transfered departments last january and after 6 months training got my license when its time to get a big raise they throw this you gotta pass a back ground check and whiz quiz before you get more money not worried about the back ground but **** ive never drank so much water in my life as i have the last couple days fingers crossed

you'll be fine bro did the same thing pissed clear water, chick was like its a little clear I'll see if they'll accept it. I was like well I take Protein suppliments so I need a lot of water. It totally passed.

 

[Chris Bell 10+ year member]

I maybe bored but im gettin payed for it sittin on here all night 5 nights a week

 

[Chris Bell 10+ year member]

you'll be fine bro did the same thing pissed clear water, chick was like its a little clear I'll see if they'll accept it. I was like well I take Protein suppliments so I need a lot of water. It totally passed.

since i work nights there nobody here to tell me i have to go do it right now and im not checkin my email (which is how this effin place runs stuff) until i have a note on my desk. puttin it off as long as possible but sux because its that much longer till i get my money but will get back pay for it so its like a savings account haha crappy when i came in blazed that night and got the first email