I know I've read this before, but I can't remember if it was here or not (after all, this was originally posted in February). I wanted to scream OLD until I looked at the date and realized this very well could have been the place I originally read it.
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif @ I was bored at work today and showed the story to a couple guys.
I read this earlier today but just now getting around to posting. I got a great laugh out of it. The only thing he should of done differently was turned around as he was walking out the door and said, "Owned."
lol im glad I read the whole thing. I did feel kind of sorry for the b*tch, wanting to settle down and have a family and all. . . . . naw not really lol. If only the last part was on video, that shit would be awesome to see.