The how to have *** with a hooker in San Andreas Thread

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

1. It has to be night.2. Get in a car.

3. Go behind trees or somewhere you can't be seen.

4. Wait.

5. Watch your money go down & your car rock.

6. You now have aids.

But your health goes up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[KnOkIn It 420 10+ year member]

pick her up, let the car rock, let her get out, run her over and get your money back

Wow just like real life,for my anywayz.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Don't honk.. just roll up, let them holler & make sure you got cash flow.
You must reeeeeeeeeally **** if you can't pick up a hooker. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

they holler but i got no way of saying yes. they just stan there for a few sec offering, then start walking again.

i want me some ***.

 

[notmade 10+ year member]

no you dont hone in san andreas thats in GTA3 you just wait for them to come to your then when they ask if you want a good time hit right on the directional pad (if its for PS2)

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

no you dont hone in san andreas thats in GTA3 you just wait for them to come to your then when they ask if you want a good time hit right on the directional pad (if its for PS2)

yeah i just figured it out.

im getting them in the car, its just hard finding a place to bang now.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

WORD! I GOT LAID!

and i beat her up, but i didnt get my money back.

i feel taken advantage of.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

How did you not get the money back? Chase the *****. Shoot her. Profit

i did. i kicked the crap out of her until she was dead, but no monies turned up.

 

[BreakingBad]

 

[twisztdpunisher 10+ year member]

this game = LAGIT

GTA never gets old

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

apparently i need to practice having *** with women and beating them up to get my money back.

but i shall master the skill one day.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I thought everyone knew how to pick up hoes. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[BassBallin]

lol

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

So did I

 

[Coolwazabi 10+ year member]

get in a car...

slowly creep up to a hooka

she'll talk to you

she'll get it

drive to a empty area

TAH DAH !

 

[TheFiverMan 10+ year member]

free post