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Im a little older than half the folks here, so here is my experience........ Sleep with her entire group of friends. No, really.. it works, you will feel better and she will stop playig childish games with her next boyfriend LOL. I dated a girl for roughly 2 years that I still love. Shit went south and my only recourse was to sleep with every one she knew. I had a good time until the initial heartbreak was gone.

 
you should dress up in clothes 3 sizes larger than you normally wear. Get some Fake Bling chains and rings from Quick Chek, Target, w/e. Then go to Rag Shop and get a Cup and start glueing on peices iof gold beads, pearls, and w/e that is shiny. Cover 3 of your teeth with foil and gold foil. Get big black shades and learn to scream out "YEAH" "OK" "WHAT!!!"

Maybe that'l bring her back. If not, just do it for fun, my friend did that once and it was the most hilarious thing ever.

 
Im a little older than half the folks here, so here is my experience........ Sleep with her entire group of friends. No, really.. it works, you will feel better and she will stop playig childish games with her next boyfriend LOL. I dated a girl for roughly 2 years that I still love. Shit went south and my only recourse was to sleep with every one she knew. I had a good time until the initial heartbreak was gone.
You must be extremely good looking or good at talking people into things.

 
Arkansas guys just have a way with the ladies, as hoax has pointed out //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 
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