**** the enviroment

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

well... sorta

our school is becoming "green" and using motion sensor light switches. Well anyways right after i dropped my shit all of a sudden the lights go out. Well there are no windows in this bathroom so it was pitch black. I couldnt see my hand in front of my face. **** the hippies.

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[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

ok

 

[AllDayMJ 10+ year member]

sucks dude, going green means giving up some things. when you drop your ish, you just need to let it lay and buy new stuff..

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

i like *****

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

i like *****

me 2

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

better watch for that surprise buttsecks when the lights go out

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

here's what you do next time you take a dump in a bathroom with motion sensor light's that go off after a few min..

take an *** gasket.

dont punch the hole out in the middle.

poo in it.

craddle the poo in the *** gasket.. chuck it at the motion sensor. light turn's back on

wipe.

walk out of restroom like you didnt do it...

works every time

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

....yes do watch out for those hidden butthole surfers....i heard they will really ride ya //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

but ya...everything is going green...

 

[1991Brougham 10+ year member]

here's what you do next time you take a dump in a bathroom with motion sensor light's that go off after a few min..
take an *** gasket.

dont punch the hole out in the middle.

poo in it.

craddle the poo in the *** gasket.. chuck it at the motion sensor. light turn's back on

wipe.

walk out of restroom like you didnt do it...

works every time

Sage advice...sage advice!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Rick

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

i agree all this green stuff is ****ing lame **** the hippis **** the serria club and **** the prius driving mother ****ers

 

[sholiz 10+ year member]

Don't care about the lights but I'm still not giving up my SUV

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

i agree all this green stuff is ****ing lame **** the hippis **** the serria club and **** the prius driving mother ****ers

sigd

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

try living in oregon or washington...i cant stand all these hippies..

"ill only eat free-range chicken and organic produce"...and then they'll go smoke a cigarette.