The Aristocrats

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Biggest waste of a half hour I've ever experienced.

I think I'm going to write a letter to Blockbuster for distributing this movie...it's god awful.

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[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

Biggest waste of a half hour I've ever experienced.
I think I'm going to write a letter to Blockbuster for distributing this movie...it's god awful.

If you liked that, get My Date With Drew next.

 

[blackgeltabs 5,000+ posts]

half hour? Its 90 minutes long.

I can see that movie taking a few people by surprise. When Bob Saget tells the joke its hilarious though

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

I turned it off after a half hour.

I like dark humor and the likes, but this was just boring as hell.

I did watch the Bob Saget part, it was ok, he kept cracking up though.

 

[blackgeltabs 5,000+ posts]

The southpark one was good too, but I agree the movie was pretty much stupid. It got real played out after a while. Sarah Silverman looked ok in it though

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

She's not bad looking at all.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

shes jimmy kimmels woman now isnt she??

 

[blackgeltabs 5,000+ posts]

That lucky fuker, I love black hair. That temptress look

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Whats the whole idea behind this thing?

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Like 100 comedians and one joke... IDKWTF... SOme kind of comedy central marketing scam?

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

i thinks its about a joke that is ****ing funny if the timing is right, but if the timing is wrong it bombs. sorta like a warm up joke alot of comic do in dress rehearsal to get the feel of the crowd. or i could be wrong but i know thats a movie lol

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Like 100 comedians and one joke... IDKWTF... SOme kind of comedy central marketing scam?

SOMEONE please fill me in on what the hell this shit is?

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

rocky is right

 

[blackgeltabs 5,000+ posts]

Tyler watch this. Its the southpark clip of the joke. Ill be able to explain more after this.

http://forums.caraudio.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1451541&postcount=1

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

Here is the joke:

So this guy walks into a Talent Agent's office and says, "Hey... I got a great act for you..."

The talent agent asks what it is, so the guy loosens his tie and says:

"Well first off, it's a family act.... My wife comes out on stage and gets completely *****. She's eight-months pregnant by the way too.

So what she does is stick her whole hand up her ****** and rip out the *****... it looks like some kind of mutant alien, but that doesn't stop my son from whipping off his pants to start fcking the soft-spot in the baby's head... and let me tell you, the soft spot of an underdeveloped ***** is ten times softer than a regular baby's soft-spot... but that's besides the point....

So while my son is skull-fking my unborn child's head, my daughter comes out on stage and tosses his salad... you know, tongue-fking his azzhole like a circus seal... and all truth be told, her tongue is like six inches long... at least it looks that way when she's ******* my dick...

so then I come out on stage and start fcking my daughter up the butt until she starts bleeding... then I wipe the blood all over my face while I *** in my own mouth and.... TA-DA!!!!!!! (HUGE FINALE)

I spit the wad of jizz into my daughter's mouth and she, in turn, spits it into my son's butthole and then my wife sucks it out and spits it into the dead *****' soft-spot that was previously ripped open by my son and then we all dance around singing "*** Brains! *** Brains! *** Brains!"

It's a cool kinda sing-song number thing...... the crowd loves it!"

The Talent Agent looks shocked when he asks, "So what do you call yourselves?"

"The Aristocrats!" the man replies.