Thank GOD I dont have HERPES!

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Apparently you haven seen the commercials for herpes medication.
People with herpes are the most happy, rich, well traveled, attractive, and adventurous people in the world.

I wish i had the herps.

seriously plus if you have herpes theres no cells left for HIV to infect... double bonus!!!

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

NEWFLASH!

Anyone who has ever had a cold sore has had a version of herpes, so medicate up you filthy bastards.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

I may never have *** again just so i can be 100% positive I will never have herpes.

I thougt it was because nobody would let you bang them

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

that also includes oral ***, and i highly doubt you would check the girls mouth first.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

Herpes is the best thing thats ever happened to me..whenever I go to bars, I pull the "I have herpes" card and get free drinks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

isnt everyone born with a strain of herpes in their spine?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

having herpes proves how popular and good looking you are.

 

[NMBR1SPT 10+ year member]

that also includes oral ***, and i highly doubt you would check the girls mouth first.

if I'm getting helmet, its on //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif