I think I may try the "Hold on," and walk away trick.
I HATE telemarketing for any purpose and think it should be illegal to bother people unsolicited in their homes.
Political candidates - guess what? You just LOST my vote for inconveniencing me and for insulting my intelligence by calling me with a recorded message. I don't even warrant a real person speaking to me. Apparently you think I'm enough of a ****tard to fall for your canned, recorded bullshit insincerity and just give you my vote because you got my phone number off a telemarketing call list. ****ing morons...
Banks - not interested in your crap life insurance, extra features, travel plans, blah blah blah... BoA harrasses me at least twice a week since I opened an account with them.
Collection agency - that person isn't me, I don't know them, never met them, gtfo, diaf
I could go on and on and on.... the worst is the ****ing recordings -
"This is a collection agency trying to collect a debt. The following msg is for . If this is not , please hang up and disregard this call (so we can call back 50 times over the next 7 days at all hours of the day and night). Please call us back at 1(800)TRU-FEGS with the reference number so I now have to take MY time and make a call to find out for sure
1. It isn't some old shit, made-up shit or incorrect shit on MY credit record
and
2. Force them to take my phone number off the record they're using. To do this I have to threaten them with legal action, make a note of the time and date of the call, the company and person I'm notifying, and alert them to the federal civil penalties (fines) involved if they do call me again after being informed not to.
Oh yeah, and now I've started getting calls for my dead-beat ****ing neighbors.... yeah. That one sends me into the stratosphere.
me - "So-and-so doesn't live here, I don't know who that is."
them - "Well, don't you live at 6969 Hot Dog Way?"
me - "Yes."
them - "Well, so-and-so lives at 6965 Hot Dog Way, and we're trying to reach him."
me - "Good for you, pay someone to go to his house and leave me the **** out of it!"
How is it that this shit isn't illegal in this day and age? ****IT!