telekenesis

[GabeC 10+ year member]

i came in my pants once without touching myself does that count?

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

are you being serious?

yes......but like I said a couple of times

I tried alot lol

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

i came in my pants once without touching myself does that count?

focus my young padawan

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

this is very real i have a close personal friend who can fly he only does it when no one is looking because he does not want to abuse the great power also when i had to move down the block last month he picked up my couch with his mind i didnt see it because i was reading vogue homme because i saw jude law reading it in that movie alfie and i want to be up to date on the fashion scene and they put these little cologne samples in the magazine hidden in flaps of paper that you just pull apart and smell the cologne but really they should have a woman around or something because if it smells really good to you it will probably just smell really good to other guys and for the most part i dont want to attract other guys unless they are really rich and carry it all around with them and its like 3am in an alley and i have a baseball bat or some sort of weapon because nobody is going to just give it up without a fight but i really think this is better than working like a blue-collar stiff for the rest of my life since i have sort of sensitive skin on my hands and i dont really like how much dirt gets under my fingernails at my current job it costs me like sixty dollars for a manicure these days because all these poofs come up from frisco and open salons for their poof friends which raises the market value of manicures and other beauty treatments like when i get my eyebrows waxed it used to cost me about seven fifty but its up around twelve now i guess because they use a new kind of wax i think from paraguay which worries me because i read in time magazine this huge expose on paraguayian wax farm workers and how badly they are treated by their wax barons who just steal wax outright to keep their huge handlebar mustaches aloft and their bears looking nice and sinister which is quite a look honestly i might grow a nice devilish beard i just don't know how i can smuggle enough paraguay wax across the border without some sort of wax mule to ferry it over the border in condoms shoved into his rectum and i dont know what effect condom lubricant will have on my beard wax

I read it all and LOL'd.

and bullsh1t at the original posts.

ghosts are fake too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

its all fake...i've tried many times...if it were real i'd take a video of my cockskin moving babck and forth repeatedly until a blast of schlong snot comes out apparently without any touching

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

its all fake...i've tried many times...if it were real i'd take a video of my cockskin moving babck and forth repeatedly until a blast of schlong snot comes out apparently without any touching

say schlong snot 10 times fast

schlong snot schlong snot slochn snot sclong schnot schlong schnotch slhong slot

get me?

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

its all fake...i've tried many times...if it were real i'd take a video of my cockskin moving babck and forth repeatedly until a blast of schlong snot comes out apparently without any touching

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[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

 

[Pioneer~Saturn 5,000+ posts]

So, you can create energy now with your mind? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif...bs

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

I think it is possible. Humans only use about 10% of our brains, and look at all the amazing things we've been able to do with that. We have changed the world several times over in the relatively short time we've been on this planet.

Just think of what someone could do if they could tap into the other 90%. I think a lot of so-called miracles are simply the work of people who have accidentally tapped into that portion.

However, I don't think anyone can do it. I don't believe that one can just unlock that extra portion of the brain. I think that it may simply be glimpses at the next step in evolution

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

hahahaha!

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

all crap

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

I can move objects with my mind too. The left side of my brain sends electrical pulses, tell my right arm to pick up that hammer and hurl it at the kid jumping on my damn couch! THE NERVE OF THAT BASTARD!

See? Telekenisis.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

i can make my wang move using my mind control //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I can cook dinner with out going to the kitchen with my mind.

I do it all the time.