Substitute Teacher Stories

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

I was reminded of the good ol' days back in high school when we used to have a substitute teacher. Most of the time people were happy about it. Explain some of the stories and substitute teachers you had.

I got two, first guy was dope, and probably on some dope...he was some hippy sub but was awesome. His name, I forgot but was somethin like Skye, everyone called him by his first name. He really didn't give a shit what you did, just as long as you behaved. I remember stickign gum wrappers in wall sockets and he asked what I was doing so I told him and said it was for a science project. He said not to burn anything so I told him its cool I've done it before and its perfectly safe and he should try it. He decided to pass. In Spanish class me and this other guy went on Morpheus (back before all the bullshit) and downloaded a bunch of shit on the teacher's computer. He asked us if we should be doin that and we told him the teacher always let us. Really cool and kickback guy.

Then we had this other sub that was wicked awesome. He was an old white guy and went by the name of "El Guapo" hahaha. He had hearing aids so if he didnt have them turned on he couldnt hear shit and he even made jokes of himself. In woodshop everyone would do their work but we didn't like the original teacher cos he's a bigtime dick and we left one of the machines on. El Guapo kept asking if any of us heard anything, it was pretty funny. Great guy. Plenty more stories...man I wish I could go back to high school and kick back like I used to do back in '98.

Click to read more...

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

We used to torture our substitutes..especially in middle school. We'd get them to flip out, cry, and throw desks at students. We were bastards in middle school.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Had this one old lady named Mrs. Wouche or something like that. She was supposed to be the meanest, baddest sub around. One day she made us do a shitload of English work. Then she sit down in front of the classroom, told us to wad up our work, and throw it at her. Everyone hesitated so I broke the ice by throwing the paper as hard as I could and hitting her in face. Soon everyone followed suit. We couldn't believe it. That teacher was awesome. And she congratulated me for being the first to follow her directions.

Student teachers in high school were the best though...Too many stories to even try and tell.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

A kid named Ricky, which I will never forget, who was a Wigger made a 85 yr old sub chase him around the room because he wouldn't shut the fuck up during class. It lasted for about 10 minutes, 3 different days. It would have been a lot funnier if it wasn't the senior year in high school with this kid being somewhere around 20 because he failed a couple times. Kinda sad really.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

In 8th grade we had an old lady substitute and she fell asleep-so we all left, lol

12th grade we had a sub in english and I swear she was the stupidest person on earth, lol. I guess the orig. teacher didn't leave a note saying that we had a test to take. So the sub is passing out crossword puzzles or some busy work like that and I said "shouldn't we be studying for our test" and the whole class yells for me to shut up so the teacher asks what I said-so after a second of thinking I replied "I think we should rub butter on our chests" and she bought it! Lol.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Substitute teachers....shit, i had crazy regular teachers.

My U.S. History teacher used to fall asleep during movies or when we were taking tests/quizzes. He literally fell asleep for the entire class one day when we were watching a 20 minute video during a 45 minute class period!

Then somebody dropped a book and he jumped up and proclaimed "That was a good video!"

Another occasion I remember is when we were taking a test. He was sitting at his podium on a stool, nodded off and smacked his head against the chalk board.

Not to mention that he used to smoke out the window during the passing periods in between classes and the whole room would smell like cigarettes.

Good times.

Another whacked out teacher I had was my senior theology teacher. Holy shit was this man insane. For instance, we watched movies all year. Some notable flicks were Full Metal Jacket, American History X, and Colors. Mind you, I went to a catholic high school, and this was my theology class.

Needless to say, the guy was out of his mind. He used to creep around during his lectures and climb up on to people's desks and dance around. Then one day the bulletin person from the office (student who hands out attendance records, announcements, etc) came into our class to hand him the bulletins, he stopped talking and stared at her. She got kind of freaked out and slowly walked out of the room. That's when he proceeded to chase her out of the classroom and down the hall. She was literally running away.

Crazy *** teachers.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

http://www.newsobserver.com/122/v-print/story/423720.html

Daniel Green was a substitute teacher of mine...read the story at the top.

 

[millerscents 10+ year member]

my jr. yr had a sub that was a part time bartender. forgot her name. when i walked in to class i thought she was going to kill me. she had been saleing me beer for a couple mnths. it was also nice that she was the bartender at the strip club

 

[Buick3800power 10+ year member]

Sophmore year we had a student teacher for a while, about a month or so maybe, and me and my buddies called her Ms Dumbass. She never did anything about it. Stupid *****.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

In 7th grade we had a sub teacher for a few weeks while our teacher was our recovering from some surgery.

Anyone we were in class one day and I got into an argument with some punk over if we were gonna attempt to cross the river or not in Oregon Trail, well I ended up getting in trouble and was told I could not play on the computer the rest of the week.

So the next day I took a seat near the plants next to the window and saw the teachers lunch sandwich wrapped in tinfoil right there, so when she went to the bathroom I opened that shit and put some potting soil so that ***** got a nice suprise during lunch time!

Got 3 days out of school suspension for that one, well worth it IMO.

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

I don't remember too many substitute teachers but I did have some crazy normal teachers. For example, the teacher featured in This article was my 7th and 8th grade history teacher. She is hot too, the mug shot doesn't do her justice. Just makes me wish I would have hit on her //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

Another story, I ditched class one time because we were going to have a test I and I wasn't ready for it yet. So I came back the next day and the teacher tells me that I have to take the test right as I walked in the door, so she sent me the the next door class to take it. The class I got put into was also a math class and also taking the same test but the teacher wasn't there. It was a sub, which was some asian lady who had some crazy degree in math. Well I got put in an extra seat in the back next to a good looking girl, she was smart too and the only reason why I know that is because we started to cheat on the test and help each other out. Well eventually the teacher herd us talking and asked what we were talking about, and I said we were just chatting. Then the teacher said thats a lie because she herd us talking about numbers. At this point I was freaking out because the test was like 15% of our grade and if I got cheating then I was going to fail the class for sure. So I had to think quick and told the teacher that she was actually just giving me her number. The teacher got pisted and moved me but didn't say anything to my normal teacher. barely dodged that bullet

oh and after class the chick I was sitting next to actually did give me her number //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[oxygen65]

40 million in coke is a lot of coke

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

We had a substitute teacher named Kaitlyn Rhea that was on Girls Gone Wild //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Senior prank, My us history teacher, we call him coach, i super glued all the shit to his desk. He came in and ripped the whole top layer of fake wood off the desk.